Secretly A Mermaid

My mans been acting up lately. Should I get pregnant with him and abort the baby as protest?

#yahoo answers really was a load bearing website huh

you were named after two of the bravest people I ever knew

When your mama didn’t teach you to mind your business…

Build-a-Bear Employee: please,,, I can’t fit any more stuffing into this pikachu

i worked at build-a-bear in downtown disney and one time a guest came with a grinch and had me force 6 custom sounds into him which was just him breathing really hard and saying “MERRY CHRISTMAS” into each one the thing is, he had me stuff them into the arms, which were stick-thin so the seams were coming up and i was having to repair his now lumpy grinchy arms this took like 45 minutes and all the while the kid was legit trying to remove my kneecaps, his mom was even telling me that she warned someone this would happen and they sent her straight to me ROFLMAO after he was stuffed to the brim and i could hear the soul of the plush screaming at me for what would be the next eternity the kid dressed him up like batman but his mom was like “NO HE HAS TO BE CHRISTMAS” so he put a santa hat on him and also a little plush gingerbread that smelled like actual gingerbread and it ended up looking like this

someone just sent me some of his tweets so anyways this is cancelled!! no longer cute!