Nothing to Fear

me: yeah, so one of your most famous works is actually just that commission of a woman that you kept. Honestly, it's less of the piece itself that lead to its fame and more the mystery surrounding it, so I was hoping you could clear that up the decayed corpse of Leonardo Da Vinci that I resurrected: Hai detto che hanno chiamato una tartaruga che combatte il crimine con il mio nome?

Hang on let me translate something real quick

Yeah this is funny

I am making everyone remember normal goose

tumblr isn’t considered a social media because everyone on here is just talking to themselves

yeah i agree

All video game announcement trailers should consist of an uninterrupted, commentary-free demonstration of the first five minutes of play starting from launch. If this proves unreasonable because no part of the first five minutes from launch is meaningfully interactive, all copies of the source code will be shot into the Sun.