Animals, Bands and Sarcasm

who else is feeling terrible due to choices they’ve made in life

sometimes i say “i think” but actually i know. on account of being the knower.

agnostic is lowkey the funniest belief system it's just like yeah idk it's none of my business

i heard there's a guy who lives in my blood called michael plastics and hes going to kill everyone?

i love being in bed like yeah everything is terrible but at least i’m in bed

sneezed while my nose was bleeding and now i’m scrubbing bloodstains off the highest part of the ceiling

there’s something very beautiful about being able to try again tomorrow

I have been trying tomorrow for the past 3 years

and you still have tomorrow to try again

coming home after a long and difficult shift at the disease factory

I hope this cat didnt kill any of those birds .

wow you actually found a practical use for that reaction image

holy shit