I'm funny I swear

das ist so traurig alexa spiel 99 luftballons

@staff

And people wonder why I’m disgusted by, and feel nothing but hatred towards heteros

That is the single most 90s thing I have ever read.

Out of this entire page why is THAT the only thing you underlined.

“Your content won’t be deleted, just hidden from public view…” Fuck @staff and @support because this is absolutely false. My “sensitive” content is hidden from everyone including myself. I’m permanently flagged as explicit. My posts that were incorrectly flagged as explicit and then appealed and approved as “safe” have still been hidden. My non-explicit icon is pixelated, my non-explicit header was removed, and neither can be reuploaded or fixed. You guys should be doing this to spam porn blogs, porn bots, pedos, and nazis and banning them. But no…I share nude photography, nude art, and content produced by sex workers mixed in with art, music, and quotes and that’s farrrrr more negative and abhorrent than anything else, right? A better more positive tumblr my ass. Fuck you. Fuck FOSTA. Fuck SESTA. Fuck Verizon. Fuck Oath. Fuck Apple. Fuck you guys for being lazy rather than actually monitoring user content. And stop fucking saying “female presenting nipples.”

when people on social media share something and just comment “This.” its like yeah ok….That

“this” is how straight people say “wig”

It all makes sense

haha…im so random lol xd…..anyone else horny………lol sorry im just so random sorry i diddnt mean to make you uncomfortable haha…. wanna see my dick…. sorry im random again haha….blub blub

So every image post must now contain a 50% size Tumblr safety owl to protect it from Skynumptie… Not seeing much of a downside.

dermatologists hate him

If you’ve seen Hocus Pocus, you know how.