don’t ever feel guilty cuz whatever you did wrong was probably your parents fault or the government’s

went grocery shopping and came home and made myself dinner dear god life is moving so fast i need to be back in the womb

please be nice to me, i'm in my twenties. do you know what that does to a person

blonde men have done nothing for our society

When my uncle was younger his hobby was going to car dealerships to negotiate prices on the cars. He never actually bought any, he would just argue with the salesmen about prices then leave

me reading my own posts: hmm..  That’s an embarrassing thing 2 post on the internet 

if you’ve ever had a crush on me god bless your poor misguided heart

me: I have a really diverse music taste me: *listens to the same song on repeat for three weeks*