i never know what to put here

I think it's possible with enough time that if grace ever came back to earth he would actually apologize to stratt for not being willing to go the second she asked and making it a whole scene, and then she would feel thoroughly, exceptionally weird about it for unparsable reasons

i’d be so pissed off if dick grayson were my brother imagine you’re having a laugh with him and you make some joke about bruce wayne that he’s decided in his beautiful mind went too far in ways that you actually don’t fully understand and he suddenly gets all serious and looks darkly to the side and goes “you don’t know him. not like i do. you haven’t bled for him and loved him the way that i have.” like oh my fucking god bro i was playinggg

book!grace voted funniest character in the history of chronic avoidance. limited food resources, just unsuicided a suicide mission and when he thinks about returning to his planet after 4 years of complete isolation he's like "hmm... no. i think I'll go to venus first. purely practical reasons here. nothing to read into. anyway" like okay man

i find it so embarrassing when i’m talking about comics to someone irl and accidentally call the characters their real names because why am i on a first name basis with batman

bruce wayne reading his dad's diary after the night his parents died and seeing 'that fucking idiot kid wants to go see a movie. i hate zorro. i hope i get shot.'

me, making a phone call: god i hope they don’t answer