at the end of vanity

This is so funny to me, it’s like seeing a post anticipating the Trojan War

For those of you in the tags asking: Tobias’ black ecru dot sweater is from Folk Clothing. It was sold as unisex. Yes I feel like a loser for knowing this.

Thank YOU Countess 🫶

My toxic fandom take is that I think that it's awful how much we can talk to creators and get answers from them word of god style. We should be out here in a godless place rooting for scraps of lore in the media like truffle pigs out in the fields

If one day someone were to show up to my place of work with a gun and say “the only way to stop me is if someone can name at least 50 members of the lost Franklin Expedition of the top of their head” boy won’t that be my time to shine

funniest part of being a terror fan on tumblr in 2026 is I swear to god there's only like 100 of us but we really punch above our weight in terms of being annoying as shit (affectionate). like some tumblrina will make one quirky post about fucking the father figure of your found family or some shit equivalent and you've got all 100 of us in your tags going #thomas jopson #thomas jopson #thomas jopson like a wave of bots and when you finally cave and google it you find out that 100 queers are telling you that your post sounds like a dead british sailor who perished horribly in the arctic c. 1848. same goes for posts about crossdressing & scurvy & the eroticism of open wounds and having to learn who james fitzjames is from tumblr tags. for there only being enough of us active to fill in a small- to mid-size concert venue we really do make our presence known

Sir John Barrow told me the earth's poles keep eating men on his polar expeditions so I asked how many polar expeditions he has and he said he just funds a new one afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding men to the earth's poles and then the british admiralty started crying