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Hi. I feel like I missed some integral dream lore at some point. Why is he often referred to as 709?
lmaooo so in october 2021, there was a huge twitch leak and it was revealed how much the biggest streamers earn in a list, dream was #709 on that list :) it was like an inside joke in the dsmp fandom to call our streamers by their numbers and it stuck around on dtblr so we could tag random posts that remind us of dreamie without being attacked for being dream stans
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shipping a consensual, safe & sane pairing all the while i'm shaking my head in disapproval so the audience knows i still love wildly toxic abusive fictional dynamics
people on the internet are literally like you don’t have to come out of the closet if you don’t want to! that is completely valid! unless you are a celebrity and i think you’re gay then if you don’t come out you’re queerbaiting and that’s homophobic and you deserve to die. and they think this is normal behavior
Okay I was supposed to post this ages ago but I needed to do it from my computer to get it all so I forgor. Have sad/crack disc duo hero/villain au :]
yeahhh I think some of the cwil streams got a bit more cinematic as time went on, but not to the level of las nevadas. ultimately it is really interesting to see how various ccs utilized the medium and how that changed over the course of character arcs
i keep thinking of that one post that described the dsmp server as the wild west, it was so unique for multiple reasons, and the way the fanbase influenced the lore is really fascinating too. i believe the more serious lore updates were at least partially because of that fear of the high expectations so many streamers described, like they felt had to move forward very carefully and thoughtfully or stans would riot. that was a recurring joke among all of them, ooh don't do this or don't touch that or stans will get mad. like guys i get it but also. this is. your story!! these are your characters!! the direct relationship the stans had with the streamers and their actions was so. wow. truly my favorite social experiment. um but i feel like i'm rambling again i just have an indescribable love and fascination for the Dream SMP i would joke that i could talk about it for days straight and not get bored but technically i have been doing that online for 5 years now so we are long past the point of no return o7
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i like to think of minecraft enchanting as as magic that takes on some of the quirks of the person doing it... imagine manhunt dream picking up armor after killing sapnap and finding it to give off warmth,... a sword from antfrost that makes his movements quicker, lighter...
Something I love in roleplay heavy Minecraft smps is the fact that no one is a professional voice actor. Everyone just sounds like a basic gamer, a completely real person. They all talk like regular people but with 100% commitment to the roleplay in game. So you can have like a Roman emperor like character who just sounds like some 30 something year old IT worker and you just go with it. Or a anime type villain who sounds like a 20 something year old nerd that stumbles on his words and stutters frequently but is also like the most feared and loathed character in universe and in fandom. Voice acting does not really matter in this scene
Something about it is so endearing to me, adds a kind of “realism” to it (which sounds a bit absurd for talking about MINECRAFT roleplay) but there is a certain charm to how not like fictional characters the players all sound like. I think it adds a lot to the overall experience.
did you guys know.........that there's such a thing as blood falls? like the real thing in Antarctica?
and what if i tell you
the Antarctic Empire moment
normally the mcyt community tends to wildly overestimate cc!Sapnap's age (he just turned 25 two weeks ago) but today for the first time I saw someone wildly UNDERESTIMATE his age and say he was 17 when the dsmp happened 😭
I'm still thinking about this because it's,,, complete nonsense to me as a thing someone might genuinely believe??
like. Sapnap was roleplaying dating Quackity and Karl, who were 20 and 22 in 2020/2021. If Sapnap had been a minor during that, there would've been literal bloodshed over it. Especially because Sapnap, for a period of time, stayed at Karl's house. Later he lived with Karl, Punz, and Foolish for several months iirc, all of whom are older than him! (by 2.5 years, 4 years, and 2 years respectively).
my only guess is that whoever posted this (I blocked them for posting doxxed info) was like 8 or 9 in 2020 and just doesn't remember everything correctly. that or they took my joke post as reality (they didn't, the post was before I made it)
no one is allowed to whine about that micheal thing ever again because Sapnap was neurodivergent AND a minor according to This One Guy Who Is Wildly Incorrect
(Quackity, attempting to strangle Dream in prison as his first ever act of torture.)
Dream: what are you- what're you doing?
Quackity: ???? How the fuck are you still able to talk??? I should be blocking your windpipe!
Dream: I don't know what that means
Quackity, frustrated and bewildered: it means- I shouldn't have to explain, for fucks sake- you shouldn't be able to breathe!!! Or talk!!! This should be hurting you!!
Dream, equally bewildered: No? I don't. Breathe.
Quackity:
Dream:
Quackity:
Quackity: I THOUGHT YOU WERE A HUMAN?
Dream: when did I ever say I was
Quackity, pacing: okay, so you don't breathe, need to eat, or have vocal chords. How the fuck do you function?
Dream: does this really matter?
Quackity: YES. What the hell is wrong with you??? Why don't you care that you make no sense on any level?
Dream, shrugging: it wasn't important until now? Still not sure what vocal chords are.
Quackity: I hate you
Quackity: did you know he was like this?!
Sam, confused: like what?
Quackity: HE DOESNT NEED TO BREATHE
Sam: oh yeah! Dreams always been like that. I thought everyone knew
Quackity: why have you been even refilling the potatoes dispenser if you knew he didn't eat anything?!
Sam: prisoner enrichment is important, Quackity
Quackity, pushing down mild hysteria: what's the point of the lava barrier if he doesn't take fire damage?
Sam: oh! He still takes damage. It just doesn't hurt
Quackity: how does it-
(Dream puts his entire arm in the lava. They both watch as he holds it there for a few seconds before suddenly respawning in the small pool of water)
Dream: see?
Sam: why didn't you know about this earlier, Quackity
Quackity: WAS THERE A COMMUNITY PANEL
Sam: I think you're being ridiculous about this :/
Quackity: I am the only sane person here and that's the issue
Dream: maybe you're just bad at torturing people
Quackity: YOU SHUT UP, YOURE THE PROBLEM HERE.
Sam, disapproving: Quackity if you can't accept people no matter their species-
Quackity: I need a drink
Dream: I can offer some of my water?
(Quackity, coming back after a day at Kinoko Kingdom)
Quackity: I read the community panel. Sapnap still had one of your stupid pamphlets.
Dream: oh good
Quackity: it explains nothing. You don't sleep, eat, breathe, or bleed. You're not a slime hybrid, so how does this work? You look like a normal human!
Dream: I don't think it really matters.
Quackity: HOW. HOW. WHY DID SAM EVEN AGREE TO TORTURE YOU IF IT DOESNT WORK ON YOU
Dream: No idea. I told him I was bored the other day. Maybe he thought this would make things interesting?
Quackity:
Quackity: SAM
Sam: I just thought a light roleplay would spice things up!
Dream: makes sense to me
Quackity: NOTHING ABOUT THIS MAKES SENSE
Sam, wistfully: Dream would pretend to be hurt, and then I'd bandage up his wounds and make sure he knew that I was still in charge, and then I'd lean in-
Dream, amused: yeah?
Sam:
Dream:
Sam: you're my prisoner
Quackity: oh Jesus fucking christ.
Dream, grinning: and if I were to insist that I was no one's prisoner? Fight back against you?
Sam, flushed: I, um-
Quackity: no no no we are NOT doing this. You are not involving me in this and I am LEAVING. Neither of you ever talk to me again unless you have a GODDAMN EXPLANATION about this fuckers species that isn't just "don't worry about it" because I AM DONE
(Quackity angrily steps onto the redstone platform and slowly is driven away, ignoring Sams protests)
Dream:
Sam, looking back at Dream:
Dream, slyly: so what other roleplays did you have in mind?
Quackity, slightly further away: IM STILL HERE
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technoblade made such a huge impact on so many people. years later, he still inspires people to create wonderful works of art and to express themselves and spread generosity in his name. i really think he would be proud. thank you for everything, man, and happy birthday.
well I always do important stuff at the last second.
techno, happy birthday!!! sorry I m a bit late haha. fam, love u too💖
Happy birthday, legend
Happy birthday, king!! We all miss you so much, I hope that wherever you are, you are happy and at peace. 🎂💖
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"does it have to be queer"
yes, next question, unless the next question is "why", in which case I am pulling the lever
Could it be more queer?
(To my personal assistant) Increase the sea salted wolverine’s budget
It’s officially the month of gays & technoblade
