[ REG 💪🏼😫😈 ]: if i had to kiss every chipotle guy i said i would for free guac i’d be dead [ REG 💪🏼😫😈 ]: i was probably a riot [ REG 💪🏼😫😈 ]: and i’m sure he was having a great time [ REG 💪🏼😫😈 ]: he probably thought we were together, and he was gonna get a threesome out of it

[ REG 💪🏼😫😈 ]: but they left! so we’re good! [ REG 💪🏼😫😈 ]: i’ll take the blame but really people will just be saying “andrews yelled at the cops for being at the wrong party, and they still didn’t shut it down! legend!” [ REG 💪🏼😫😈 ]: and i’ll take that kind of hype [ REG 💪🏼😫😈 ]: and i made it out with no stitches, i’m still winning

“i know that, and you know that - but i don’t think that would stop her from fighting you on it.” archie had shaken his head with a bit of a laugh. “i’ll let you two have the fight over that one, i’m not getting into it.”

walking over to take the water and the aspirin, archie had muttered a small ‘thanks’ before he was downing the pills, washing them down with the water. “i remember...” the male trailed off as he was trying to rack his brain for exactly what he had remembered. “i remember paying for the keg, and getting the guy to do shots with us, after that i don’t remember anything else.” that was only the start of the party, meaning that he’d blacked out rather early - and was going to have to rely on everyone else to fill in the blanks. “so i didn’t kiss you? just to be sure.” archie added as he was now walking over to grab a mug of coffee, adding some milk to it. “who let me get so trashed.”

“i know you’re the smart one but trust me when i say i know what’s going on here.” archie spoke, as he was shaking his head - he knew that this whole conversation was pointless, but it was something out of their typical ‘normal’ and honestly that was good enough for archie at this point. “if it came down to it, you’d totally want a werewolf on your side over a vampire.”

sitting down at the booth, the male had slid a milkshake in the girls direction, a small smile on his features as he was looking to the other. “i really think that we could learn a lot from each other.” that was about all the farther he’d thought into this meeting, knowing that the girl was something. “you just might be on the toughest girls i know, and i’m gonna be honest with you - you kind of scare me ; but in a good way.”

"i wasn’t going to say anything to you at first man, but if you continue to just keep quoting mean girls, i don’t know how long i’ll be able to stay sane. i mean, yeah it’s a good movie, but we can only watch it so many times before i punch you in the face. consider it my kind of ESPN.” archie spoke, a small smile curving on the the corners of his lips.

"do you remember that time when we were little and i fell of my bike and scraped up my knee? you told me not to worry, and ran into your house then came back out with a whole first aide kit? told me that dr. betty would take care of everything?” archie asked, his hand moving to rub at his temple for a moment before he was speaking again. “sometimes i just wish we could go back that. back when everything was so much simpler.”

"what if we just decided to skip school forever and never go back? do you think anyone would really miss us? we could just buy a van and live in it, never go back to school. it’d be like we’re a rockband or something - doing our own thing and living by our own rules.” of course it would never happen, buy hey - the guy could dream.

he was happily sat on the couch, looking around the place for a moment before his eyes had landed on the black cat drawing nearer to him. “cute cat.” the male spoke with a soft smile as he was moving his hand out, motioning to it for a moment before his hands had moved to the top of it’s head, lightly scratching there. “friendly too.” archie added, only then to look to sabrina finally ; knowing that there was work to be done. “so - you really think that you can help me pass this class?”

"do you ever think about getting out of here?” the question was kind of sudden, though also something that archie had been thinking about a lot lately. “just packing up and leaving everything behind? i mean, we’ve been through a lot of stuff that we should never have to deal with ever. it’s kind of draining to think about it - like would it be easier somewhere else?”

[ betty 🎀🍭😊 ]: can i be right beside you?[ betty 🎀🍭😊 ]: mine will just say “what she said --> “[ betty 🎀🍭😊 ]: it’ll be like a team thing[ betty 🎀🍭😊 ]: i think it’ll look nice

[ betty 🎀🍭😊 ]: WAIT WHAT[ betty 🎀🍭😊 ]: that sounds, not safe at all[ betty 🎀🍭😊 ]: SEND ME YOUR LOCATION RIGHT NOW[ betty 🎀🍭😊 ]: also ya know - maybe just don’t go meet some weird underwear dude???

[ jug 😂🧠🐍 ]: listen buddy, i’m not even going to pretend like i didn’t see it - because i totally did[ jug 😂🧠🐍 ]: but if i would have turned around to get you, i would have fallen to the ground laughing[ jug 😂🧠🐍 ]: it was like it happened in slowmo, i wish someone would have taped it[ jug 😂🧠🐍 ]: i’m sorry, but i knew you’d be okay - we’re never mixing your liquors again

[ reg 💪🏼😫😈 ]: try and tell me that you didn’t have the same thought????[ reg 💪🏼😫😈 ]: HE PERFECTLY ROLLED THEM[ reg 💪🏼😫😈 ]: and gave me guac FOR FREE[ reg 💪🏼😫😈 ]: either he’s an angel or really wanted to give us the hookup either way i’m not mad

[ reg 💪🏼😫😈 ]: i would love to say that wasn’t me but 10/10 sounds like some shit i would do[ reg 💪🏼😫😈 ]: did they crash ours though?[ reg 💪🏼😫😈 ]: i need to know all the details now[ reg 💪🏼😫😈 ]: who is really to blame here, me or the cops who clearly don’t know what they’re doing?