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What the fuck is an archive. No like seriously, I'm 17, is anyone gonna help me with that one?

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I JUST REALIZED WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE! THEY COULD’VE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW
it’s too early for this late night tumblr shit
GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL
WIE GEHTS FRAU MASTADON
Oh my god neither of those are dinosaurs and there’s 145 million years separating them both, this post is a palaeontological disaster.
This goes here.
Another captian fact:
The Captain has always had an odd fascination with toys and dolls. It would make some sometimes, out of wood or metal. The captwin eould often talk to them. These dolls used to be carefully placed on shelves and such. Now most of them are lost. Sometimes someone will come across one. The Captain still seems fond of them when presented. The Captain once made a doll for all its cremates. Those dolls remain carefully placed and unmoved, under glass on a shelf. The only one with any sort of damage is the one of the Captain itself: with its face scratched out and half its body ripped off and missing.
Some of the beings that have shown up on the ship seem strangely similar to these dolls...
It apparently especially liked toy soldiers for some reason...
Does..the captain need therapy?
OH CAN I GIVE THE CAPTAIN THERAPY? I CAN DO THERAPY I READ A BOOK ABOUT THIS BEFORE.
*Rawr pauses for a minute, looking up from his phone and yelling at the ceiling*
CAPTAIN ARE YOU MENTALLY ILL?
MENTALLY MEYE BRAIN EYE EYE SEE EYE THINK EYE KNOW THATS IT! BUT NO. NO NO!!! HALLWAYS AND HALLWAYS AND HALLWAYS AND HALLWAYS AND HALLWAYS AND SPIRALS AND STAIRS AND DOORS AND NOTHING AND EVERYTHING AT ONCE
A MAZE, YES! A MAZE!
EYE AM AS EYE THINK
EYEVE BUILT MEYESELF TO BE
The answer is yes! Thank you!!
In spite of me being too tired to cook, tonight’s dinner is books! Help yourself from the archive!! as long as their not my specials :(
i wanna g o home. i miss my sister

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The fossil stickers turned out pretty cute I think?
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Another captian fact:
The Captain has always had an odd fascination with toys and dolls. It would make some sometimes, out of wood or metal. The captwin eould often talk to them. These dolls used to be carefully placed on shelves and such. Now most of them are lost. Sometimes someone will come across one. The Captain still seems fond of them when presented. The Captain once made a doll for all its cremates. Those dolls remain carefully placed and unmoved, under glass on a shelf. The only one with any sort of damage is the one of the Captain itself: with its face scratched out and half its body ripped off and missing.
Some of the beings that have shown up on the ship seem strangely similar to these dolls...
It apparently especially liked toy soldiers for some reason...
Does..the captain need therapy?
OH CAN I GIVE THE CAPTAIN THERAPY? I CAN DO THERAPY I READ A BOOK ABOUT THIS BEFORE.
*Rawr pauses for a minute, looking up from his phone and yelling at the ceiling*
CAPTAIN ARE YOU MENTALLY ILL?
lynxxxxx im going to dieeeee :(((((((((
Who are you? And why should I care?
Because…Because..
*starts crying*
I have decided I am going to die jt was nice knowing all of you

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(Eyemma just give you captain facts sometimes! Pretend you found lil tidbits around the archives or something)
Captain fact: the captain used to have a set of big sharp metal teeth in front of his more usual bone teeth. Giving him two sets of teeth one behind the other. He also had quite the fascination with teeth and would sometimes find and shove teeth into his mouth.
*He pauses for a minute, looking at the book rawrs just pulled from rawrs archive. He just puts it back in the shark section*
You know what messes me up?
This dinosaur skeleton is incomplete. But, it doesn't look that way to us, because the parts it's missing are parts we don't have.
See how there are ribs on the bottom? Those are called gastralia. That's right, dinosaurs had ribs on their stomachs as well, and modern crocodiles and alligators still have them! (Also, notice that the ribs keep going to the hips instead of stopping above the waist. This is also true of modern birds, and why a bird can't have a concave stomach!)
Next, notice that ring floating in the center of the eye socket? That's called a sclerotic ring! Fish, reptiles, birds--with the exception of mammals (and, oddly enough, crocodilians), pretty much all modern vertebrates still have them! It's literally an eyeball bone. Afaik we haven't found a T-rex specimen with any intact, but since we've found them in other dinosaurs, it's very likely they had them too.
So, keep that in mind next time you see a dinosaur skeleton.
I'm glad people are as excited as I was to learn about the Secret Dinosaur Bones
There are dinosaur bones that the government won't tell you about
What would you do if the captain came back?
Wonder if it brought milk back..
Catpian brought you a new friend too
*Rawr sits on the floor, holding out a hand at the new Rabbot in the bucket.*
“Hello you..”
*He leaves his hand there for it to sniff*
*ink just climbs into his hands. His hands are quickly covered in oil*
*He places a finger ontop of inks head, starting to scratch behind the ears*
"We're friends now. Non negotiable. Catpian, you have a sibling now."
Catpian brought you a new friend too
*Rawr sits on the floor, holding out a hand at the new Rabbot in the bucket.*
“Hello you..”
*He leaves his hand there for it to sniff*

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NEW FRI-FRI-FRIEND!
at least there’s no homework. Ever again. I am free