[archer]

I'll be streaming at 3 AM PST! Playing V-rising with viewers! Come hang out and have fun!

I'll be there!! Come hang out!! I know it's been a long time since I've been around! >:D

I'll be there!! Come hang out!! I know it's been a long time since I've been around! >:D

i love two things in this life and they are naps and women goodnight

………naps with women….

People are replicating the feeling of a Bethesda game IRL so well that I’m scared someone’s going to get caught clipped through the floor

ive never played a video game in my life and this is so fucking funny 

[Video ID: A businessman is demonstrating cracking open a large nut by slamming his fist into it. The nut, having other ideas, breaks through the table instead upon being slammed, leaving a nut-sized hole. The businessman loses it.]

and persephone is back to getting dicked down by hades in the underworld

bold of you to assume she’s not doing the dicking 

“Hades is a bottom” is not the hot take I was expecting to see on my dash today, but I think it’s the one I needed