Totally Real Archangel Crowliel

Your Excellency @sandalphonsgoldteeth, I have brought you the whitest and softest towels to dry your tears. There is no need to cry anymore with these towels on hand.

2. I have invited this angelic creature to keep you company:

Or this one, if you prefer ...

Dear Highnesses of @the-archangel-squad,

I would like to give you a brief report on the fulfilment of my duties regarding the esteemed angelic highness @sandalphonsgoldteeth.

As I am sure you have noticed yourselves, Sandalphon has stopped crying for some time now, which I assume is due to the aforementioned gifts to him, as well as his now well-stocked library of pornographic spiritual books, his now well-filled wardrobe of expensive and fashionable designer suits, his personal bus with two personal drivers ...

as well as this young and pious angel who reads to him every day from a book of his choice from his library.

I have the feeling that my work is done.

Therefore I turn to you in all reverence to humbly request your permission to take up another position.

I've been training on the catwalk every day, but I'm still missing that last little bit for a perfect angelic walk. That's why I'm humbly applying for an internship at @archangelcrowliel to learn the final touches.

In the hope that my request will be granted ...

'Disguise'

I just know Crowley was sneaking around like James Bond, when they went to heaven, and humming them theme tune!!

@archangelcrowliel, why are you dressed like that?

CROWLEY FASHIONISTA IN HEAVEN SECOND COMING

Ohhh, you’re right, didn’t noticed that before! What are those? :)

I googled spats, but I don’t feel much wiser. :) And why doesn’t Gabriel have those?

[scrolls through her encyclopaedia of fashion history]

Oh my. Thank you for this most generous gift.

_@murrmielmur

I can't recall if anyone talked about this before (probably yes).

I rewatch Good Omens's scene where Muriel and Crowley are in Heaven. And when the comparaison between bees and angels were funny the first few times

🐝🔛👼

Now I am just left wondering what the hell does that mean ?

I mean, I understand.

(￣ー￣)

But I am really curious what does that mean for Crowley. What did he experience to be so sure about himself about this ?

Who are you talking about Crowley ??? (・・;)

The Fallen weren't all cast out at once. Took awhile for Heaven to separate the bees from the murder hornets and send the latter packing. And who knows. Maybe they missed a few. Maybe there're some murder hornets posing as bees who were never detected and have been there all along, sabotaging from the inside. So trusted and respected, and close to the Queen that nobody dared question them.