Akwaaba

Turn-offs: historically inaccurate cosmetics in period dramas

yeah but i feel like forcing actors to wear lead and/or bird poop on their faces qualifies as hazardous working conditions

I was talking more about sparkly eyeshadow in like 1311 but touché

if you can’t eat cilantro bc it “tastes like soap” thats literally just your fault and no one should have to cater to you thats a personal issue

“bitch i got kids too, TURN UP.”

“is this choreographed?”

“What’s yo number?” “Nigga no!” 😂😂

I’m about to “BONNECT” it.“ 😩😂😂😂

“You bute and you thick” 😭

do you ever get into one of those moods where your heart aches and longs for something so deeply but you dont know what and your heart is like a stubborn toddler screaming i want it !!!! please give it to me !!!! And you’re desperately like i don’t know what kind of emotionally fulfilling experience to give you at 3 PM on a Wednesday !!!!!!!!!

Nothing haunts me like the implication that Jacob was never attracted to Bella, he was only drawn in by the tiny egg in her ovaries that would one day become Renesmee. Like it was already fucking weird enough, SM, why did you have to take it THAT FAR?