firecracker wishes

the entire internet at our disposal and there's nothing fun to do with it anymore. when was the last time you typed in a url just to see if it existed

actually. the point of it all is to be sweet to your friends. so there

every single one of those posts that’s just a paragraph of short semi-contradictory sentences is just trying to be like grace kelly

“being in your 20s is just like: do I attract you? do i repulse you with my queasy smile? am i too dirty? am i too flirty? do i like what you like? i could be wholesome. i could be loathsome. i guess i’m a little bit shy. why don’t you like me? why don’t you like me, without making me try? i could be brown. i could be blue. i could be violet sky. i could be hurtful. i could be purple. i could be anything you like”

how to make friends without talking to anyone

Girlboss? Nah, girlunion, and girlstrike.

Look I know sirens are “bad” but if a pretty lady with a lovely voice is calling me into the ocean, I will do what she says.