불놀이야

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

No summer travel is complete without getting screwed over by Deutsche Bahn.

when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil

do you know how much of a letdown it was to grow up smelling the aged whiskey in my grandpa's pantry. the wine in my parents' dinner glasses. the anise liquor on summer evenings. and finally being of drinking age and finding out it all kinda just tastes like car exhaust