Ems_Garden

Babysitting a toddler is a lot like being the narration in a point-and-click adventure game. Watching him knock on the doors of empty rooms and saying "hmm. I don't think anyone's in there". Watching him attempt to use [spoon] on [cat] and saying "I don't think those things go together". Watching him throw a cup of water onto the floor and just commenting "the floor is wet now" when he looks up at me to see if I approve.

my love language is the same as a crow. if you’re nice to me i’ll bring you useless little trinkets from my travels that made me think of you

I just want to love and be loved. why is lunch twelve dollars now

The lion does not concern himself with mod load orders or with mod managers. The lion is going to completely raw dog this shit on vibes alone

The lion's game has crashed nine times in a row

If I were a bunny, I would jump for joy whenever I'm happy. conversely though, like if I were upset, I would be hopping mad

I love rebloging. It’s the adult equivalent of showing everyone the cool rock I just found.

Why is it easier and more comfortable to sit in a position that actively damages my joints than it is to just sit with okay posture. Why does my body crave its own destruction

locked the fuck out. distractionmaxxing

i love when ur watching hermitcraft and there's a random b plot in the chat that the hermit ur watching doesn't acknowledge. why is Ren doing multiplication with Cleo