A Worship Of Trees

on that note, dont forget: west coast best coast

ffuck you get outta here new yorker with your aaay im from new yoak uhhhh deli meats n haht dawgs and staten island fucking statue of liberty crowded city taxi cab hey im walkin here wheres my cawffee aahhh baseball the yankees the mets the jets the knicks mmmm empire state building central park rockefeller center with the big tree the big ttree lighting up whats the big deal its a tree its just a real big tree with some lights and times square hey its the new year drop a ball drop a ball in times square fucking and the brooklyn bridge hey the brooklyn bridge its a bridge its a gray bridge aw look at the bridge hey coney island theres some rides there at the amusement pawk theres a ferris wheel oooh look we got broadway Get out of here

also what the flying fuck that shitty New Yorker forgot the best of New York im an actual fucking fuck new yorker fuck and i fucking love new york listen here you fake yankee i fucking swear we got the metropolitan museum fucking biggest private museum in the fucking country and we got Chrysler building and we are home to the world fucking trade towers tallest buildings in the world and u know what we fucking built them all over again and they are even taller u head that LA??? u got like two skyscrapers New York has over a hundred what are you going to do about that huh??? we got the subway and two airports huh LA, San Fran, Seattle?? we got two of them!!! two I tell ya!! We got everyone it’s so damn multicultural we have the largest Chinese population outside of China, same for Puerto Ricans outside Puerto Rico, largest Jews outside Israel, u name a country and their ppl we got them!! u got yellow taxi cabs?? huh huh do u?? Central Park sure but we got battery city park we got the ny fucking central library w two damn lions come on who’s got that? u ever met an island with 8 million ppl huh west coast yeah I didn’t think so!! two hours from philly two hours from Boston we got the transport we got the business we have the largest used bookstore in the world we have an ice cream shop called gay ice cream shop do u Portland? do u?????? ahhhh we got gyros not just hot dogs we got both we got dog and queers and the only lesbian museum in the world we have pigeons the size of your head no matter how big your head is yeah I’m looking at you George Lopez!!! We have seasons fuck u Los Angeles 500000 degrees all year round we got snow we got red and orange leaves we got beaches and mountains two hours away huh!!! huh huh huh!!!we are fucking Dutch not even British or French or Spanish dutch I tell u take that west coastWe have Columbia university we have NYU and Juliard!! we got the metropolitan opera west coast u only got Stanford and they don’t even count for nothin galso what the fuck why do u have all those experimental food restaurants huh huh and all that appropriation and hippie portlandia shit like all we got is pizza and it’s good fucking pizza its legit pizza and what about u? All u need is ny style pizza! carnegies deli!! we have carnegies deli fuck u west coast