in honor of the lice post i'm gonna share my list of things from the philippines that i think would put americans and europeans into a coma:
fish section of sm hypermart
gamu-gamo
patis
Lapu-Lapu (literally)
banana ketchup
karaoke song #8213: my way
jollibee "happy birthdaaaaaaay" game
kuto
sassa gurl's tiktoks
potato corner wasabi flavor
nail-a-holics massage
shopee bubble pop game
aldub
twitter trending tab
the downy collab with bts
wowowee
singing 'ang pasko ay sumapit'
flash photography in photoline
music videos in going bulilit
the adobo chocolate my mom's friend gave me that had paminta
the teal house paint 99% of filipinos use
the 'resort's world manila' whisper
datu puti
driving at a rotonda
tagalog tenses
scary messages on highschool bathroom walls
street badminton
the asian squat
basketball w tsinelas
rufa mae
mikmik
the emotional climax in the song 'kordero ng diyos'
the semantics of an sm advantage card
White Flower
the cyberzone areas at malls
chinese garter
lolas who love kpop
fair octopus ride
jumping on new years
vice ganda movies
tong-itz
naia terminal 1
taho with too much tofu
oblation walk
the driver's lounge in parking lots
sandwiches sa burol
phone hiding in highschools
mmk title guessing
performance tasks
ube halaya
voting for the contestants of the voice kids
navigating through moa
waze
politicians doing the korean finger heart
