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thehumantrampoline

I kept forgetting my nighttime antidepressant so I set an alarm where the sound was a recording of me saying "HEY. TAKE YOUR FUCKING PILL" because I thought it would be funny. It was funny about three times, and then it started making me mad and I'd dismiss it right away to make it stop. So I handed my phone to my partner, who made another recording sweetly saying "Okay Shira, it's time to take your medication" and now I don't get mad anymore and I take my pill. The "compassion over punishment" camp has gotta get something wrong one of these days

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sawed-on-shotgun

i am of the sincere belief that if ur on ur computer a lot you should visually customize it to high hell and back not just for funsies but also because it has literally made me less depressed before. its kind of like how rearranging your bedroom is good for your brain, yknow. i do stuff like this every few months

sawed-on-shotgun

and if anyone wants to follow suit

LIVE WALLPAPER: wallpaper engine. only thing on here that costs any money (its like 5 bucks on steam). im sure theres free alternatives but this one has a lot of presets and stuff so its less hassle and its what i use. might be a bad idea for lower end pcs tho

CUSTOM TASKBAR: retrobar on github (lots of different options)

CUSTOM CURSOR: theres a lot of places to find these, but rw-designer open cursor library is a good place to start

DISCORD: betterdiscord, im using the clearvision v7 theme with a custom background

EXTENSIONS (these are for firefox, might or might not exist on other browsers):

tabliss for the new tab theme

stylus for tumblr -> specifically the 'tumblr - custom dashboard pallette' theme for colors + bg, and this for the pre-twitterifcation layout

enhancer for youtube for custom youtube colors

the browser theme is just one i found on the firefox theme 'store'

#for future reference

lineofdivision

#hellsing

mugokii

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mugokii

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rylandsgrace

#both as ken and grace just #spot on casting #ara jokes reblog #he also did a great job with K

hunter-rodrigez

So I do 3D modeling and printing as a hobby, and a few weeks ago I designed wheel guards meant to prevent office chairs from running over cables and clothes... or your pet's tail.

I got the idea from cowcatchers old locomotives used to have.

Anyways, yesterday I uploaded the model to Thingiverse, and just hours after uploading it, the Community Relationship Manager of the whole website left a comment suggesting I enter the model into a competition that's currently being held on the site.

So I did... and now it's in third place not even a day later. First place is $500, but the competition still has a month to go.

Then the Community Manager contacted me again, telling me they want to feature my model in an upcoming design promotion.

Just, what is happening? I mostly made this thing for myself in, like, an hour, and now it's suddenly super popular? This is all a little bit overwhelming 😵‍💫

Other models I worked on for weeks didn't get nearly as popular. I swear, it's impossible to predict what people will like.

Anyways, if you want to print the wheel guards yourself, you can get the model here or here.

I also made a quiet version you can stick furniture felt pads on.

these-violet-delights-fic

People love simple, extremely practical things. I hope you win!

toskarin

walking through the shelter, looking each dog in the eyes and sending them away if they do not have that certain conqueror's air about them

toskarin

I ask so little: my beast must stand among animals as alexander did among men

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bobbole

Daniele Castellano

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xylophonetangerine

witemglitch-deactivated20260709

It exists and it's called Portland, Oregon

sanrio-stud

#ara jokes reblog #also boulder colorado

lagtrainzzz

i think transfems should be allowed to be good at sports.

sometimes a trans woman wins against a cis woman. sometimes a cis woman wins against another cis woman too. yet only one of them is allowed to win without facing consequences.

it's not enough to support transfems in sports if your support hinges on us being bad at them.

lagtrainzzz

i want to highlight this specific addition from the comments

EDIT: added image description

evilvillain123456789

As a Catholic, I'm just gonna be honest-- I'm sick of the LGBT community's constant discourses on sexual morality, kink, foreplay, what type of sexual deviance is morally acceptable, what type of overt sexual display is appropriate for public spaces. I was recently in wal-mart tire center.. can't think of a more mundane, inoffensive third space.... Wal-mart. Tire center. Well guess what? Yup,"Radioactive" on the PA. If you didn't already know, Dan Reynolds professes the heresy of Arius. I did NOT consent to listen to Heretic's music while waiting for my tire rotation, and I feel very hurt and moreover harmed by this. And you're all worried about... What? Running into a gimp at Pride? About going for a tinkle in the club and seeing some asscheek? Get a grip sweetie, and a life while you're at it. Some of us have real problems.

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evilvillain123456789

a pit of dread forms in your stomach as you parse my "evil baby on board" decal and realize you have a moral duty to rear end my vehicle as hard as you can

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evilvillain123456789

I fail to see how the Monsters of Inc. were persuaded to care about the welfare of children who to them were no more than an anonymous, alien resource necessary for the convenience of their lives. They weren't even the same species of them. Yet they overhauled their whole energy economy to be more humane toward this hated other, which had no legal rights in their society, and which most of them had never even seen. It really makes no sense, if anything it's sort of a perversion, like if you actually lived with that level of concern and empathy you wouldn't be able to function at all. You would be, just, fucking debilitated. Just psychologically crushed. Idk it's just not that plausible to me. And Randall, the lizard. He isn't that fuckable either.

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evilvillain123456789

the DARVOpilled victimhoodmaxxer has a new grievance to share

That’s this

Goes to show how little I know

evilvillain123456789

The really crazy part is the Twitter post is the original and the tumblr post is the one that's plagiarized

teathattast

Net zero info ass post

cats2019forthenintendoswitch

We literally can see in both the screenshots that the tumblr post was posted first (also evilvillain123456789 lies recreationally, constantly) why are y'all so bad at fact-checking literally anything

evilvillain123456789

Stop

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