Professional Girlfailure, Esquire

wht my penis produces when i ceank it off to Mysterious Porn

Didn't realize they made emergency thermal blankets for babies

Me, surfacing for air: “You saw that fish? That was a parrot fish that has not transed its gender. They do that, you know. Trans. Their genders. In the wild. It’s natural. It’s free. It’s in the ocean. Not all of them do it and that’s ok it’s up to them. Sometimes cis male parrotfish do it too. It’s all the same, in the end. Ok, I’m going back down.”

Holy shit that is so cool!!! What a wonderful world we live in where fish are providing insight into the next generation of trans healthcare

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

like. ok. you have smart people who are not very curious (fine but boring) and you have smart people who are curious (cool) and you have dumb people who are not that curious (fine but boring) and you have dumb people who are curious (fun). and then you have to add an axis for superiority complex. we're in a cube now. smart people who are not very curious and dont have a notable superiority complex - fine. smart people who are not very curious and have a superiority complex - infuriating. etc etc. dumb people who are curious AND have a superiority complex are gold. ideal coworker. ideal internet observation subject. love these people so much. i will go wherever you go. does this make sense. i wish i could draw this

We should give out free testosterone so women get stronger!

this is a post about how girls are taught to eat less and shrink themselves, even as children. it's a post about the deep mistreatment that starts early and remains foundational to the way we divide work, social class, and chances at opportunity. it's a post about how people think men are stronger because of a natural advantage, when that advantage is manufactured and reinforced by suppressing women. it's not a post about transmasculinity.

I need to get better at this whole 'talking to my friends' thing

adhd demand avoidance/paralysis is the fuckin enemyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

thank you women with deep voices for being perfect