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Monterey Bay Aquarium
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It's wednesday
I know I’ll get through it because I’ve gotten through everything that’s happened to me so far
I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

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Pecco discusses pasta and pizza with DAZN (and reacts to the concept of carbonara made with bacon and cream)
Charles Leclerc is the type of girl you see on instagram who posts a carousel of her fuckass toxic evil boyfriend and says 'happy eight year anniversary babe 💕💕💕 there are ups and downs but we always come back stronger ❤️' and the 'ups and downs' she's talking about is him robbing and setting fire to a gas station. but like her fuckass toxic evil boyfriend is Formula One Team Scuderia HP Ferrari.
never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?
If someone told me this tiny shit was gonna be a 9 time mgp champ i would be worried

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I was tidying up a room, and right in the middle of it I saw a massive grandfather clock. At some point I noticed it had the AO3 symbol on it, so obviously I decided to take a picture and post it on Tumblr.
Except I accidentally captioned it, “guys check this out, I’ve got the one and only AO3 grandfather cock.”
I realized immediately, but by the time I reblogged it with “CLOCK” in all caps, it was too late. It had already done numbers on this hellsite.
The reason why so many of y'all's feminism sucks is because you still believe deep down in your hearts that there are only two kinds of people in the world: precious, ethereal, fragile dollthings called "women", and violent, lustful, rage-fueled apes called "men". Until you throw that idea away, 3rd-grade-tier "girls rule boys drool, girls are princesses and boys are stinky :(" is as feminist as we'll ever get-- and I hope it's obvious that that's lightyears away from the bare minimum of where we need to be.
Álex is being abused out here 😂
i have never seen a single 'pirates of the caribbean' film so my friend insisted that i watch the first one with her and i'm obsessed.
the villain’s origin story is that he can’t eat apples anymore. every fight scene plays like a slapstick comedy. two key combat sequences end with our sexy leading men getting boinked on the head. the climax is initiated by one ship firing forks at another ship. everyone is unreasonably hot. plot armor made only of the word “parlay”. the Redcoats are more useless than you could possibly imagine. Elizabeth almost drowns, gets held hostage, and then her entire village is destroyed but the worst part of her day is that a man proposed to her. a crew of skeleton pirates do drag to trojan horse their way into the final battle. truly insane stuff can't wait for more.
is it rude to arrive right as a restaurant/fast food chain opens?
Is it rude to arrive right as a restaurant/fast food chain opens?
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No

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Are you an “all or nothing, black and white, no concept of moderation, either 100% or absolute zero” type of person?
Are you an “all or nothing, black and white, no concept of moderation, either 100% or absolute zero” type of person?
Yes
No
i don’t care if rpf is ethical because i already feel guilty all the time for no reason so i figure i may as well have fun