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"drug tests are good and keep people from coming to work impaired" is right up there with "cops catch bad guys"

literally knew people who's bosses would leverage threats of drug tests to get them to do very dangerous work without proper safety gear, knowing that they'd fail any drug tests because they give them shift schedules that would be unsustainable without stimulants

how many times am I gonna listen to this whole four and a half minute song just to hear six seconds in the middle?

what song?

If I could time travel I would move history slightly to the left so that England would be named after the "saxon" half of anglo-saxon and this would change nothing except that instead of England it would be called Sexland

i drew this last year for football, happy football anniversary

football again? no problem happy football anniversary x2

It’s Today. Football Birthday.

What’s that, in the air? The feel, the excitement, it’s Pigskin Ball GameDay

the notes on this post have informed me that it is once again the ol’ Foot “Pigskin” Ball Holiday thank you josuke for your service

Sports apparently somehow still exist in the year 2021 and so josuke’s work is never over, happy day of The Big Man Ball Battle but at what cost

2022 may your supper bowl be always full with that shaped ball we all know and love

Happy 2023 “Football is Unbreakable” holiday good day the big team will win and there will be loss but either way there will be a balls incident

2024 nine years of balls day throwing the ol’ oblong for a big pass with men and guy’s running the victory enjoy the feel and rush of adrenaline sweat til the end fellas

10th anniversary throwing big balls catching and getting points punt it back and forth winners and losers in this great game of life and also balls

two thousands and twenty six balls in your mind and heart and also your heart and lungs beating and breathing the sharp crisp smell and taste of the turf and leather helmets crashing and big strong guys grappling and maybe hugging it out sensitive style out there on your american television set

thanks for making me this hot tea bro. Why did the steam make the shape of a skull and crossbones when you stirred it lol

you've heard of death of the author, now get ready for death of the audience: where instead of basing your reaction on a thousand uninformed opinions online, you actually read the text and engage with it

girl help there's people on this post who can't actually read my text