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@elvis-popeley
Woah Father, who art in hummina, hummina be thy name, thy kingdom rock, thy will be done, on uh-huh as it is in hummina. Give us this day our daily woah, and forgive us our hip thrusts, as we forgive those who hip thrust against us. And lead us not into Country music, but deliver us from evilvis. for Elvis is the king, the hummina and the uh-huh-huhs, for ever and ever. Woahmen.
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I like your shoelaces.
Thanks! I stole them from. Well.
This is awkward
That's okay. I actually stole them from from Elvis originally
Cunt
Tumblr may have banned the Elvis-Official blog, but Elvis calling me a cunt will live on in perpetuity, I suppose...
my biggest flex is that I’m followed by a few gimmick blogs. For some reason.
if you’re a gimmick blog you should reblog this with your gimmick
woah Father im the pope hummina humminamen
the sound I just made at seeing thus notification was like choking a fish.
*holy hip thrusts* careful now dont go meetin our woah Father in Heaven too soon uhuh
my biggest flex is that I’m followed by a few gimmick blogs. For some reason.
if you’re a gimmick blog you should reblog this with your gimmick
woah Father im the pope hummina humminamen
Had a haunting nightmare that I started a political movement similar to the one at the end of the Joker movie but instead of burning things down and being crazy, all of my followers just dressed up as the Joker and stood at street corners holding signs that said things like "IM NOT JOKIN" and "WHY SO FURIOUS" as like, a vague protest against Everything Going On Economically And Politically Right Now. It was called jotesting (Joker Protesting) and it resulted in my Tumblr account getting nuked
Meow Mama I say we take jotesting to the streets. Elvii!! We ride at hummina hummina dawn
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woah Father they keep tryna rapture me and i have to keep saying no cause I havent finished the new bridgerton yet hummina humminamen
maybe i’m too disabled to do the same amount of chores or physical labor as my partners but i can give head until they’re crying for me to stop and that’s still better than a man
Sometimes I'm not sure if gimmick blogs even care tbh. Thanks Jesus
you’re welcome random citizen
Making promises related to follower goals may seem like a good idea
Something like "If I reach 100 followers, I'll release a Q&A video"
Seems harmless enough, right?
But if you aren't careful, you may find yourself obligated to release a video of yourself eating an entire 32 oz. jar of mayonnaise on camera in honor of your Richard Nixon gimmick blog reaching 666 followers.
And to make matters worse, you may find yourself in a grocery store preparing yourself to purchase a 32 oz. jar of mayonnaise,
when you discover that the sizes they have are either 30 oz. or 48 oz.
You silently curse the Tungle Gods as you begrudgingly select the 48 oz. jar. After all: A Tumblr Follower Goal is a sacred covenant between a shitposter and the wretched souls who enable their buffoonery. You had to select the larger jar lest ye provoke the Wrath of the Tungle Gods.
I guess what I'm trying to say, is have fun, but be safe out there, kids! 💜
i blame @badboynixon 😡😡😡🤬
guys we're running out of time
killing myself~~
woah Father please dont do that hummina humminamen how am i supposed to keep my brand??
you’re dead, too, mate, we can hang in the hereafter
touche hummina humminamen
guys we're running out of time
killing myself~~
woah Father please dont do that hummina humminamen how am i supposed to keep my brand??
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DIVA DOWN, I REPEAT, DIVA DOWN!!!
It's a tragedy
Why is the pope on my post
woah father why not hummina humminamen
DIVA DOWN, I REPEAT, DIVA DOWN!!!
It's a tragedy
Dear Tumblr staff, if you keep banning trans women I will hit you with my car
Signed, the Queen of Rock and Roll
then elvis official was nuked
They can fucking try
Imagine unexpectedly popping up in Valhalla with your pants around your ankles because just half a minute ago you were taking a shit so bad that the Viking gods decided that it should count as dying in battle.
Isn't it even worse? You don't just pop up there. You get carried there by a Valkyrie.
You're experiencing a gastrointestinal event, and are really not having a good time, and the suddenly, without any logical way to be present there's a Winged Woman in there with you, in Armor, with Weapons and Helmet, who looks like she could take down Sandor Clegane or Geralt of Rivia in the 10 minutes before waking up, just plugs you from your porcelain throne and doesn't even gives you the chance to pull up your pants before carrying you off.
Elvis, pantsless, being carried from the mortal realm by a huge gorgeous Brawnhilda valkyrie: oh woah pretty mama where we going
jebuss
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what if i stole christmas
grinchgrinchwithgrice
oh you’re beastly
yeah well ur a mean one. Mr Grinch
I am the Pope
I don’t think the pope is allowed to be gay
or trans
*dances
never mind Hes perfect for the job
wrong
@the-pope-offical
i was lying for jokies
too bad you are the pope now
no takesies backsies
damn im unemployed then ig
woah father im pretty sure they just put me in the elvatican instead of the orb and thats why im like this
page 102 of volume 3 on shelf 2 of wall 3 of hexagon (below cut)
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