that thing from sherlock thatās like āduring a fire you look for whateverās most valuable to youā but itās āduring the mass exodus from the empires server you notice the absence of whichever hermit(s) are most valuable to youā
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that thing from sherlock thatās like āduring a fire you look for whateverās most valuable to youā but itās āduring the mass exodus from the empires server you notice the absence of whichever hermit(s) are most valuable to youā

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I just read the award Zed gave Tango as "Awarded for Knotting"
...I don't know how to feel about this
HE JUST SAID THERE IS ONE MOMENT IN PARTICULAR I HOPE YOU DONT NOTICE
I..
SIR?????
"I appreciate your body"
I'm done
itās actually āAwarded for Knothingā, spelling ānothingā with a K to fit the AFK acronym! and iām p sure the moment zed was referring to was when he first came up on AFK tango and uhhh put his butt in his face š not sure thatās better.
and i really canāt explain them talking about their bodies like that tho theyāre just. Like That.
i still think that the funniest part of the royal vault party was joe falling off the side and hiding while ren chewed out bdubs, but a close second is grianās āyou didnāt cleAR THIS WITH THE KING?!??ā as everyone panicked and scattered because despite his repeated insistence that he is NOT gonna rebel against the king, he canāt even attend a royal event without accidentally taking part in a form of resistance (ie. the last vault diamonds being given away as party favors). his plan was clearly to get someone else (impulse) to rebel via grumbot, not to get directly implicated in this mess, but life has other plansā¦
this week on hermitcraft: ren is trying to get himself overthrown as king on purpose so he can get back to his giga corp plotline
compilation of different things the hermits have called mangrove trees/wood (please add on any others!)
scar: mango
ren: magnolia
keralis: mangroovy

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if anyoneās curious about what exactly the server quests are, make sure to check out rendogās latest video (ep 12)! starting around 18 min, he pages through all the quest books so you can pause and read everything (including the āfandom questsā that seem to have caught pplās interest)
trafficblr: āwhy doesnāt grian change his skin for the life series??ā
also trafficblr: floods the tag with namemc spoilers (tagged and untagged) anytime a player changes their skin
underrated part of the āscar tries to sell paper to etho and joelā scene
scar, rummaging through etho and joelās chests: ādo you by chance have any gunpowder i can borrow real quick?ā
etho, frantically jumping from chest to chest and snatching up stray bits of gunpowder that scar has completely missed: ānope, definitely notā
the scene where cleo and martyn try to rob bdubs like a couple of highway men is infinitely funnier when youāve watched bdubsā episode before cleoās, because from bdubsā pov it looked like a fully realized bit, like theyād been prowling the roads for the express purpose of robbing people, which honestly wouldnāt be off-brand for either of them.
but from cleoās pov you realize it was a completely unplanned and spontaneous silent agreement to rob him. martyn goes āstand and deliver!ā and cleo almost immediately follows up with āyour money or your life!ā theyāre quite in sync for an ex-soulmate pair and then martyn gets them killed mere minutes after.
LOVING the new episodes but as someone who was around to witness the S7 turf war i just wanna remind people to like. remember that everything in hermitcraft is purely for entertainment and fun? and that the hermits are all mature adults just playing a game and good friends who would never intentionally upset each other?
like by all means, make angst out of this! make drama and conflict!! iām all FOR it! but please donāt let that become directed at the content creators themselves. i repeat: no hate towards the content creators for fictional conflicts! last time, grian and scar had to ask their audiences multiple times to stop leaving hateful comments and i know most of it was on youtube but i saw some stuff here, too. so letās do better yāall! and then we can have some real fun with this plotline as it (almost certainly) escalates in the future without the ccās feeling bad about it <3

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iāve seen the memes of lizzie going āthis is my husband joel, and this is his husband ethoā but i believe we can take it further
lizzie: āthis is my husband joel, and this is his husband etho, and this is ethoās boyfriend bdubs, and this bdubsā husband impulse, and this is bdubsā ex-wife cleo, and this is cleoās platonic life partner scott, and this is cleoās ex-soulmate martyn, and this is martynās old flame ren, and this is renās boyfriend bigb, and this is renās rival for bigbās affections grian, and this is grianās jilted lover scar, and this is scarās jellie panda.ā
shitty double life smp au: everyone fully plays their minecraft character as if in a committed role play, except occasionally the content creators will break the fourth wall to directly speak to their audience in the format of those early 2010ās era fanfiction authorās notes. example.
c!grian: āscar, look at me.ā
cc!grianās irl face suddenly pops up on screen: āZOMG guyssss its finally happening!!!1!! O.oā
c!scar: ā⦠oh my god.ā
cc!grian: āYASSSSS *evil laughs* my OTP is teh BEST XDDDā
Tango: OMG!1!1!1 GUYZ IM PAIRED WITH JIMMY XDDD hes so smoll and uwu
Impulse and Bdubs: #Bimpulse4Eva!!1!1
Etho and Joel: #SMALLETHO FTW!!! MUAHAHAHA *evil cackling*
Pearl: *slams hand on desk* what da freak ALL of my SHIPS sank!!!! >.>
shitty double life smp au: everyone fully plays their minecraft character as if in a committed role play, except occasionally the content creators will break the fourth wall to directly speak to their audience in the format of those early 2010ās era fanfiction authorās notes. example.
c!grian: āscar, look at me.ā
cc!grianās irl face suddenly pops up on screen: āZOMG guyssss its finally happening!!!1!! O.oā
c!scar: ā⦠oh my god.ā
cc!grian: āYASSSSS *evil laughs* my OTP is teh BEST XDDDā
i havenāt been able to watch any of impulseās streams since double life started so idk if heās talked more about it since then but like.
impulse has said before that one thing heās regretted about last life is that he felt like his āstory arcā didnāt have a lot of meaning to it. he had the whole southlands thing going, yeah, but it wasnāt anything that massively impacted the course of the series, and in the end his death was unremarkable, and quickly moved on from.
with all that in mind, it makes me love the direction heās taking in double life even more.
the universe gave impulse a soulmate and he basically said, āokay, iām gonna make my life mean something this time.ā heās wholly committed to his dynamic with bdubs as soulmates, probably the most out of anyone in the series at this time. heās ensuring that no matter what happens, no matter how his series ends, his presence will have meant something to someone, even if thatās just bdubs and bdubs alone. and i think thatās beautiful.
day 2 of asking people to please donāt use the āhermitcraftā tag for unrelated ādouble lifeā (or any of the ālifeā series) posts!

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wow, is it that time already? ok, PSA for those who donāt know:
PLEASE DO NOT TAG āDOUBLE LIFE SMPā CONTENT WITH āHERMITCRAFTā
they are two different servers and while thereās some overlap between members thatās no reason to cross-tag, UNLESS youāre specifically talking about hermitcraft. this goes for the other ālifeā seasons as well. thank you!!
Everyone saying Hermitgang lyrics don't make sense is WRONG like not only are some of you missing context of things that happened in Season 6 (oh my god guys "bananas" was the WARNING CODE WORD PLEASE) but also for the most part you just aren't picking up the WORDPLAY. Doc called them firemen because they're dousing the flames of G-Team's attacks. Xisuma's "It's flexing season and I got flavour" is a great PUN because seasoning gives food flavour and he's just literally saying he's got things to flex. G-Team needs sunscreen because they're getting BURNT by words. "Ay" is just a common exclamation to give rhythm to your verse and Ren was just referencing rapping meta. These lyrics MAKE SENSE. You just don't understand them like I do.