welcome to my cringefest

heartbreak is an essential quantity in life. how else will you know love happened. you cant escape it

death is insane. wdym i’ll never see my grandmother again

It's very possible that the only way to ensure you don't become a conservative old person is to keep checking whether you're wrong. Every time. Genuinely mull over the opposing viewpoint even and especially when it's uncomfortable. You absolutely cannot a) consider yourself safely incapable of terrible principles because you're a good person, or b) treat a your disgust reaction to something as a moral truth. You can't get comfortable. Tiring! But you'd rather be tired and choose the right path, you know?

Jollibee has a limited edition ube pie and I ate it so fast it completely bypassed my short term memory and like 10 min afterwards I was like hey where's my ube pie

as a russian speaker i will verify that this is actually the correct translation and not a meme

Yes funny hard agree but why is he Han Solo

my step mom was asking me more questions about the nonbinary thing and after talking to me for a bit, she said "oh, so youre a rosé! not a chardonnay transitioning to a merlot, just your own unique type" which was such a middle aged white woman way to frame it, but i cannot lie gang. it did make me want to cry

“but what if i’m being annoying :(“ everyone’s annoying dipshit it came free with fucking being alive and existing. now go talk to your friends

once you hit adulthood a day will come when you’re suddenly like VEGETABLES 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 and it never goes away