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Okay, give me one reason why anyone would want to have kids?
I feel you, man. if I fail I will lose my scholarship and get kicked out of school.
Mate, we're completely in the same boat then. I hope Juliet knows what she's doing so I can leave all the stuff to her. Who are you paired with?
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Okay, give me one reason why anyone would want to have kids?
Fine [gives the baby a bottle, stops crying for a while] oh thank god, [looks at April ] aren’t you going to help me?
Do I look like a person who likes kids?
Okay, give me one reason why anyone would want to have kids?
Maybe he’s hungry I don’t know I’ve never had to deal with a baby before, do you have any idea how to take care of a baby?
How would I know? I've failed this class three years in a row. And I have to pass this year. If you think it's hungry, feed it. Simple as that.
Okay, give me one reason why anyone would want to have kids?
Yeah, no shit. Fucking pain in the ass.
And you know what's the biggest pain? I can't fail again. I have to pass this year, so I can graduate. So I actually have to do something with it this year. *sighs*
Okay, give me one reason why anyone would want to have kids?
That’s what babies do April, but please tell me you know how to stop our baby crying because I have no idea [holding crying baby, distressed]
Hell if I know. *shrugs* You've got any idea why it's crying?
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Okay, give me one reason why anyone would want to have kids?
Seriously, all those babies do is cry and shit. That's everything.
Oh, God.. Now, I get why you guys complain about the school lunch.
And people say wisdom comes with age. Fucking idiots.
*giggles* Wanna borrow some money from me for something that's actually edible?
Oh, God.. Now, I get why you guys complain about the school lunch.
Personally, I’m a dumbass so I made the mistake several times.
And that's why you should always carry enough money with you to not have to get school lunch. *smiles*
Oh, God.. Now, I get why you guys complain about the school lunch.
Tomorrow I’m getting a burger.
It's one of those things that needs to be tasted to be believed... Then again, it's also a mistake you only make once.
I doubt I missed anything important at that dance yesterday.
Wow, that is boring. I’m pretty sure my night just chilling out and playing Grand Theft Auto V was more entertaining.
Oh, totally. You should have invited me.
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I doubt I missed anything important at that dance yesterday.
Didn’t think so.
I, like, crashed in, drank some, and left. That's how boring it was.
I doubt I missed anything important at that dance yesterday.
It was a school dance, so no, you didn't miss shit.
Merry fucking Christmas Eve.
Love, thank you so damn much. You’re the best.
*giggles* I know! Have fun with them, okay?
Merry fucking Christmas Eve.
[let’s the wrapping paper fall to the ground as he grabs the other present and immediately unwraps the other one] Strings too? [Looks up at April, his eyes filled with even more joy] You’re amazing! [Rob throws his arms around April]
*catches the wrapping paper and makes into a ball* Eeyup. *hugs him back* I knew you'd like them.
[Insert hugging gif which I don't have here]
Now that that fucking shitty holiday is over, I can move on with my life.
I wholeheartedly agree.
Then again, the food and the presents aren't half bad.
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Merry fucking Christmas Eve.
Exactly! Santa! Okay, okay. [He starts to unwrap them with a wide smile playing on his lips] Are these.. are these guitar picks? [Looks up at her with pure joy in his eyes. This he had not expected]
*nods, spotting the joy in his eyes* They are!
Now, open the other one!
Merry fucking Christmas Eve.
Wow, really? Thanks, Love. I actually got one for you too, you know. I don’t have it not with me, though. [He takes the presents she gave to him and looks at them with a small smile] I’ll leave it at your place later. Okay? Okay.
Oh, really? Awesome! And then it'll be like Santa dropped them off at my house, just like olden times!
*bounces up and down excitedly* Open them, open them!
