this is the money axe of good fortune, reblog to receive money and axes

reblog the Money Dollar and a vending machine will bless you with miniscule wealth and extreme confusion

PLEASE IT WOULD MEAN A LOT 😭💖

please…..? 💖

I don’t know what state but this falls under the regulations of ‘ No person shall park any vehicle within cemetery limits‘ -  you should report that

Wow no fuck this. These people need to be reported.

All stores need to do this cause right now my job just frantically turns the lights on and off until the customers get the hint

Spent 4 years in retail while in college and I can say from experience you are inconsiderate as fuck if you even come into a store 10 minutes before closing trying to do some serious ass shopping. People have lives and they want to go home too.

If vader got to raise Luke and Leia. Priceless

This was an adventure from beginning to end

That may be the best response ever

SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME. I STILL DON’T GET HOW SHE SNUCK IT 

how come there isnt a single college professor out there that realizes the address bar on chrome doubles as a google search. every time i see a professor open chrome and then type in google.com i lose 2 days off my life span

this post is making college professors mad every time i get a notification on this post and its a professor upset that theyve been Called Out i just gain back 2 days of my lifespan so keep it up, i might eventually regain all the days i lost watching yall try to figure out how to use The Internet

Also people don’t seem to notice autocomplete happening so they laboriously type the whole thing even though it’s RIGHT THERE JUST HIT ENTERRRRRRR

Bonus round: college professors not realizing the YouTube autoplay so every damn time you finish watching a video the whole class has to painstakingly watch the timer run out and then the professor is shocked when the next video starts playing

never stop reblogging this