Hi there

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

New interpretation of Tuna Meltdown that I'm rotating is that Shane heard Ilya say Shane, thought oh thank God this is real, said Ilya, remembered that Ilya just sat on this same couch and talked about women for ten minutes, realized that he fucked it up AGAIN, just like Vegas 1.0 and just like Sochi, and immediately decided that he had to yeet himself completely out of the room before Ilya started saying We Are Not Anything Hollander again. For a third time. Oops sorry about that but I know better! I will see MYSELF out! And then following the established pattern he just assumes that there will be anywhere between six months and two years of radio silence. And he copes with that by hurting himself with heterosexuality. Nobody's ever done it the way Shane Hollander is doing it (Badly)

Nothing slapped my shit back into place like someone pointing out that the "genius gifted child with so much potential who got burnout and mental illness" is just the nerd equivalent to the jock "could have been a pro at sportsball if it wasn't for the injury".

Wow this one hit me right where it hurts haha

i want to kiss on the mouth whoever came up with the concept of f1 aka having 20 beautiful men fight against each other but then they also have to work together in pairs to help their team and also they have to present a united front but also they have to fight against each other and also the pairs randomly get changed up so we get many different variations of couples and also they all come from the same bubble and have known each other since they were kids and also half of them are gay

GP got bored so he decided to stir the pot lol

oscar being expected to give lando a tow after he’s been faster than him the entirety of q3, and then qualifying below him because of it is insane. championship leader having to be a “good teammate” and needing to sacrifice pole because of it.

This is giving the same energy as the iconic "Maybe god is with him but he is not god"

my instinct here was that he looks good in blue, but I think he just looks good in ever color lol

are you living or are you just jumping from one obsession to the other to run away from yourself

Yikes