I have a real problem fighting down the impulse to just reach down into the frying pan and flip whatever it is I’m frying over with my bare hands. Like I’ll be fiddling around down there with some fucking spatula or whatever and some part of me will be like “you can just reach down if you’re quick and precise enough. It’ll be fine don’t worry”

sorry but if your bed isn’t against at least one wall you’re not valid

I haven’t met all of me yet.

What a lovely and terrifying thought all at the same time

MESSAGE

Whoo shit

ooo bitch!

a person from 150 years ago would be terrified by modern stuff . however , a duck from 150 years ago would just be all like ,still got lakes? yes ? okay cool

Reblogging again because I thought they changed the quote so I decided to look up the actual quote and it’s not fake that is very much the actual quote

oh my god this poor weird cat

You’d be mad too if you sounded like Owen Wilson saying “wow”

you can tell when a person knows their worth, they move differently

SOUND ON SOUND ON WHEN HES SLEEPING MY HEART

mmaaaaAaah