please god make indie devs stop making roguelite deckbuilders none of them were ever good in the first place

Bug pokemon trainer tired of getting stomped on so she trains them all on hp def and spdef so she can defeat her enemies with her amazing durable surskit.

Ice beam is low-key a sauceless "standard" move for its type

yes but it goes foowaaaa ting ting ting ting ting ting and i really like that part

Fuck you're right post cancelled

you betrayed everyhting you stand for and all you got in return was a kickass sword and ability to start fires with your mind and d cups. pretty good deal !

Two. Gulpin. Tuesday. You know the drill by now.

if you like s/t/e/v/e/n u/n/i/v/e/r/s/e every character from killing stalking hates you

tending to my pet anarchists. going into their solarpunk themed enclosure and spreading packaged medicine around in bushes for them to naturally gather. refilling their stock of grain discreetly so they think it all comes from their garden sized wheat field. I spot one and she hisses at me and calls me an authoritarian tankie but i make cooing noises and offer zines as treats and she lets me pet her

hey. i heard what the devil on your shoulder just told you to do to me. pervert.

why is the angel on your shoulder agreeing...

i just got shot with a puppy rifle but it didnt hurt me because im not a puppy

me i just got shot by an elephant gun but im not even an elephant so im ok

i just got shot with a 9mm handgun but i'm ok because i am taller than 9mm

hi! I'm a 9mm tall puppyphant and i'm excited to be here!

the prawn bomb exploded into shrimpnel

a lot of people were krilled

god forbid a woman do anything

Aborted Descartes voice: I would've thought...if I was.

Step back everyone. This post requires the delicate touch of an annoying gimmick blog