Come In Felicia

What’s an iPod?

been on tumblr so long my text post is outdated…

This was me yesterday when I saw someone thinking paint 3D was the original MS paint

they thought what…

Here we go!

Was driving through DC tonight since I had to stay late for work. I was looking at all the condos and high rises lighting up. My iTunes in its feelings playing the roots, floetry, and erykah. And I had this vision. I saw myself laying back in my chaise lounge with my black robe on, sipping white wine, looking out the window of my dc condo, chillin, happy. And single.

Still a thing

“Hello and welcome to my Tumblr. Here you probably won’t find any basic info about me like my name or what I usually like to do, but you absolutely will find all my deepest darkest secrets and emotions along with my body measurements”

the wise man at the nudist beach, when discovered by an acquaintance, covers not his dick but his face

i feel like diogenes fucking ghostwrote that last bit

No one be listening to me that's why I got a blog in the first place

If this ain’t me

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

It took me five seconds to find out what song it was talkin about  😂 😂😂

This is dope.