apple critter

I often think about that post that was a fake dating profile for a cat that was all about chickens, like wanting someone with posable thumbs for opening chickens.

!!!!!!

This remains one of the great art objects of modern times and nobody will convince me otherwise.

we need to play like its elementary school again. im deeply serious.

once a month in 4th grade my teacher would hold a party called 'fruit friday' where every student had to bring in a fruit to share with the class. and to make sure there werent overlaps we got randomly assigned from a big list of fruit. and so on this friday we had a huge collection of fruits and we were encouraged to try new ones we'd never had before. and im just saying i think you should do fruit friday with your friends too. get together and try new fruits okay