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yes I'm at Wendy's yes my cunt is out

they ain't the only bitch with a juicy $4 baconator

My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"

Fuck nasty and kill yourself inmediately after

Salmon male grindset

sorry i can’t talk right now i’m busy looking at images of a guy online

i love seeing cardinals and bluejays together i’m always like “hehe.. evil siblings”

They’re not even related. Jays are a type of corvid, like crows and magpies, and Cardinals are a grosbeak.

well you see, they are both birds and they both have fun hats. hope this helps

My manager was in the break room with me and she said 'I don't ever remember oranges being THIS hard to peel' and I just responded 'they're making them harder to peel' without thinking and she looked and me and said. Why?

Every romance book promoted on tiktok is just full to the brim with horrible "steamy" taglines that are just like... Eyes on me, Little Beast. I'm here to make you Damp

markiplier is acting his markipussy out of this show

I haven’t opened tumblr in ages why does this have to be the first thing I see?

who tf is looking at the foam

this post was a big hit in the adults who have bills to pay fandom