why are people even questioning obesity in america

why is your tea liquidised?

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[skeletons ooh-ing]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

#INTO THE HARBOR

Englad doesn’t own anything

except that time we owned most of the world

She does better than any of the white feminists y'all like to build up

I bet there’s a man who went out for cigarettes, died, and was never found, and now his family thinks he abandoned them

fake conversations in your head of you venting to someone

I want someone who can’t stop kissing me and pulls me back in everytime i pull away

Sometimes your titties are out, sometimes theyre not

i love saying fuck me because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly