Applause Alien

Applause Alien approves of slightly weird wardrobe choices.

Applause Alien is a fan of boaters.

Applause Alien loves Ben E. King and hates self-honesty.

Applause Alien’s favorite author? The author that forces us to confront the dark unknown not in space, but within ourselves.

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Happy Mother’s Day, from Applause Alien! May all your babies turn out happy, healthy, and…human.

What’s Applause Alien’s favorite holiday, you ask? Last Tuesday. And yes, again with the animal sports.

My money’s on ‘Close Encounters.’

Now we know what Applause Alien’s favorite sport is.

Applause Alien also likes pony racing.

Applause Alien likes Louis Armstrong! Really, who doesn’t?

Applause Alien likes (t)urban driving.

Applause Alien gives 3 thumbs up to the Predator.

Applause Alien supports its fellow aliens.

But there’s a 100% chance of Applause Alien loving the X-Files.

>>The aliens have infiltrated our wireless networks! 👏🏻 #applausealien<<

…And then, when you look again in the next moment, or maybe the next day, or maybe the next week, YOU SEE IT. What has been hiding in plain sight all along. You see… APPLAUSE ALIEN!!