ApparentlyJulie

no smart appliances in this house. absolute fucking moron appliances only. my toaster is there to make bread hot not to tweet what time I ate breakfast or whatever the fuck

don't need my goddamn microwave to snitch to the nsa

ADHD time processing: today is Monday, but tomorrow is Tuesday and i have class, after that is wednesday I'm having lunch with my mom, then on Thursday i have a night class which means it's basically already Friday and this week is already over

“right now it’s 2:30, which means it’s almost 3, which means it’s only an hour away from 4 which is basically 6--How have I stayed up all night??”

...other people...don't think like this??

Apparently they perceive time as a linear series of seconds, minutes, and hours which they can reliably partition off for planned and orderly activities?

Sounds fake, no one can do that. It’s impossible

this could be us

but you’re (not) playing (trombone)

Okay yes. But. Should he do them all at once? Or one by one? These are the things I gotta know!