Guh

i'm not mentally ill. the lead from tin cans ive been consuming for a year is tormenting me with visions and turning me gay

i think i'd be checking my phone in the cuck chair to be honest

@randomitemdrop

Item: the Chappell Roan Mask

ao3′s orphaning option is cool and a good idea but mostly very fucking funny. i posted this work for fun when i was younger and i still want people to be able to come back to it if they liked it, but now im an adult professional and i dont want it attached to my name. whats the word for that? umm, anonymously posting? no. i want something that indicates i murdered this story’s parents 

technically the story’s parents faked their own death and disappeared to go have an office job, and that’s even funnier

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

theres a trump supporter in my media arts major and sometimes my professor will ask him something simple like "whats the difference between ethics and the law" and he'll (i kid you not) say shit like "uhhh its like. honestly i thought that was like the same thing" and then my professor will give the rest of the class a mischievous knowing look