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the sun has no business tapping out at the tender hour of 5pm bitch i have depression

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cyandie

holy sh*t

IM the demon living in my house ?

*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life

*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child

*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is

*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone

*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing

*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents

*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me

*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

intensional

leaked video of me after university graduation when the thousands of dollars i wasted on getting a degree doesn’t get me a single job

greelin

why do so many 40+ yr old men have the audacity to like.. flirt w/ me in all seriousness. i’m half (or less!) your age, bud. do you not have places to be? go call your kids. eat a grapefruit. stock up on viagra. decay. the options that don’t involve me are endless

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lmaonade

brain: do you have your wallet?

me: *slaps my ass so hard everyone in the target can hear it*

me: yeah

pochowek

brain: do you have your wallet and your phone and your keys and your pocket knife and y-

me: *playing my ass and thighs like a bongo set at this point*

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me at the dentist

dentist: when was the last time you flossed?

me: bro u were THERE

ithelpstodream

c-bassmeow

This is the funniest plot twist ever

incogniito

A cough is just a crunchy breath

ruinedchildhood

lestrangest

this is such a well elaborated joke and i appreciate it a lot

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tereozil

Laugh From Around The World In Messages.

From fb.

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collegiate-confession

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gryffon

ive never wanted to eat a leaf more than i have when watching land before time movies

sonicbinch

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stability

she’s perfect 💅🏼

theinturnetexplorer

“The concept is simple. Take a blank sheet with nothing but the basic outline of a pinup girl and illustrate a unique scene around her.”

Art by David Jablow

alwaysbewoke

love that this didn’t get nasty or overly sexual. awesome.

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