Stay hungry, stay free, and do the best you can

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

whoever's idea it was to have womens t-shirts have those tiny sleeves that go way up into the armpits must have done that maliciously

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Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

the usmnt are but a sacrificial lamb offered up every four years to remind americans that there will be no international glory unless three or more gay women are gathered to bring it home

"this is unbecoming of me" is genuinely a useful thing to have in your mental toolbox

You're right but don't say it like that

Bitch “I’m” On 12 Ego Deaths

like a comphet pulled from orbit as it passes the sun

okay i know the point of contrasting glinda walking down the aisle to elphaba walking through the cages of Animals was probably a "lies in the light truth in the darkness" thing but there's a read of that choice that implies that, deep down, glinda finds heterosexual marriage as horrifying as elphaba finds Animals in cages, and that's just very, very funny

the day i get better at functioning as a person it will be so over for everyone

"How do people who don't drink or smoke get through a shit day" babe have you heard of ao3

Or watermelon gum

I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should-