Stay hungry, stay free, and do the best you can

like a comphet pulled from orbit as it passes the sun

okay i know the point of contrasting glinda walking down the aisle to elphaba walking through the cages of Animals was probably a "lies in the light truth in the darkness" thing but there's a read of that choice that implies that, deep down, glinda finds heterosexual marriage as horrifying as elphaba finds Animals in cages, and that's just very, very funny

the day i get better at functioning as a person it will be so over for everyone

"How do people who don't drink or smoke get through a shit day" babe have you heard of ao3

Or watermelon gum

I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should-

ariana grande is a woman who had to have a wildly successful career as a singer in order to fulfill her true passion as a gelphie truther

last week I described my email inbox as a Sisyphean task to my coworker because that day I genuinely just could not get my email count down lower than 15, every email I opened and replied to would immediately be replaced with another new message, and today I walked into that coworkers office looking dejected again and she said “what’s wrong? Another syphilis day or whatever?”

ilysm (i love you sarah manning)

A tourist murders my sister, steals her shoes, and accepts a mission from my political rivals to literally murder me? And I’m the villain???

You owned slaves and were literally named the wicked witch

they were flying monkeys, and that defamatory nickname was chosen by, once again, my political rivals 

what the fuck is happening

And what about the gay allegations?

ok yeah im definitely not beating those