I am deeply invested in oblivious sugar baby Frank Langdon. That coffee Jack brings him every day because Jack lost a bet and those were the terms? Yeah Jack threw that bet on purpose just so he could spoil Frank.
That copy of the book Frank had been saving up for, the one Robby lent him? Yeah Robby bought it brand new, and pretended he accidentally bought a second copy forgetting he already had it and Frank can have it.
That hoodie he borrowed and forgot to gave back, from Whitaker? Brand new and washed and worn once just so Frank wouldn’t suspect.
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omg reader POUNCING on frank when he gets back from a trip, like they’re inseparable for days once he comes back, koala style , and reader getting the best sleep that night since he left too
18+ mdni continuation of this
yes yes!!! heavy on the having the best night sleep since frank had left :’) while he’s gone sleep is so hard for you… robby tries to be on top of it, he’ll settle into the armchair a solid half hour before bedtime and pat his lap “C’mere, sweetheart. Let’s settle down.” he’ll rock a bit and rub your back while you both watch tv at a low volume…. he’ll wait till your eyelids are heavy and you’re practically asleep already to bring you to bed
but still, the second your head hits the pillow you’re wide awake and missing frank again :(( robby will spoon you tight to try to keep you from rolling around but you still end up wiggly and huffy. “Honey. You’re okay. It’s time to sleep.” but you just whine “I’m trying.” and he sighs. “I know. Just— try to pretend Frank’s right in his room.”
he eventually pulls out the big guns… he grabs your wrist and extends your arm out in front of you so he can gently scratch up and down it… when that doesn’t work he strokes down the bridge of your nose over and over until you fiiiinnalllyyy drift off….
okay this is stupid but I had this thought in the shower feel free to ignore. Reader on the phone with her friend (prolly past bedtime) and Robby/frank come to scold her and say time to put it up. But they overhear her talking about how good sex with them is, and she’s just bragging non stop till finally she’s like “ugh and there’re so big.” And they knock on the door and she’s just so embarrassed.
18+ mdni EEEEEEEK I LOVE THIS!!! SO MUCH!!!
robby walks by and catches frank with his ear pressed to your door and he cocks a brow— “what’s she up to in there? cause if it’s anything other than sleeping—“
n frank puts his hand up to stop robby from knocking on your door then puts a finger to his lips… so robby humors him by listening in too
“I’m telling you, twice at least. usually more than that. Well, unless…” you trail off, then giggle. “Yeah. You know how he is. God, that’s embarrassing, I probably tell you too much.” you pause as your friend talks. “The biggest? Yeah, easily.” another giggle. “Well I don’t know what you’ve gotten up to before, Stace, but the biggest I’ve seen. I mean, he’s huge.“
frank shoots robby a look and waggles his brows, and the older man rolls his eyes— as if hearing you brag isnt going straight to his ego.
“Ohmygod, yes, I swear Frank’s fingers reach places I didn’t even know existed.”
frank barely stifles a laugh.
“And he’ll do this thing with his tongue where he, like, flattens it out and—“
Robby cuts you off by harshly rapping his knuckles against your door, deciding that your friend has gotten a detailed enough description of Frank’s cunnilingus technique.
You let out a squeak and have no time to process before your door is opening and Robby is poking his head in. He gives you a warning look.
“I told you to go to bed.”
“Right, yeah. I’m sorry.” You blink at him, and for a moment you think you’re off the hook when he doesnt say anything else. Until Frank pipes up from just out of your view.
“Make sure you tell her where I like to put my thumb!—“
Robby smacks Frank’s shoulder and your cheeks burn with humiliation.
“Oh my god!” you hiss, “how much did you hear?”
“We heard enough.” Robby mutters, gruff. “If you wanna gossip your friend will still be there in the morning. Go to bed.”
“Yes d- yes. Robby.” You splutter. With your phone down, Robby and Frank can just make out your friend laughing over the line.
“Goodnight, kid”
“Goodnight.” You murmur back.
“Goodnight, Dr. Robinavitch!” your friend speaks up. You wish a hole would open up and swallow you, phone and all.
But Robby just grunts out, casual as ever, “Goodnight, Stacey.” then shuts your door <3
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nigel farage resigning to try and delay the investigation into him and immediately restanding for election in the same constituency, only for every single major party to say 'yeah nah have fun pal, see you back at work for the investigation' and refusing to entertain him is hilarious enough on its own.
the fact that the only person running against him is fucking count binface, who is promising to build one (1) affordable house, is hysterical. and he has a not zero chance of winning.
OK so nobody is running in the Clacton By-Election because:
1. If Farage Loses, he avoids the investigation into his £5 million donation.
2. If Farage Wins, he will be investigated, found guilty, and forced to stand down, after which another by-election will happen where all the parties will run.
Basically, they want Farage to not avoid being investigated.
But one person is running, seemingly to Mock Farage: Count Binface.
All of this leads to the possibility of an objectively hilarious scenario: Count Binface Wins the election.
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Pairing: Jack Abbot x wife!reader Word Count: 1.9k
Description: After deciding to foster Baby Jane Doe, the Abbot household faces a sleepless afternoon. As Jack rocks her back to sleep, you both realize the word “foster” starts to feel less like a temporary label, and more like something you wish to erase completely.
Tags/warnings: wife!reader, tooth rotting fluff and Jack being the best foster dad ever <3
Note: I’ve been thinking about this for days!! Something about Jack rocking a baby to sleep just makes me go ✨ Enjoy 🤍
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The world is supposed to be fully awake at one in the afternoon. In the Abbot household, it’s the middle of the night.
But poor baby Jane Doe, who didn’t ask to be abducted by two night attendings, couldn't care less about that. She’d opened her beautiful eyes about an hour ago, crying her tiny lungs out until you’d managed to give her the bottle she so rightfully deserved.
You’re just glad it hadn’t woken Jack up. Two days with a baby in the house and now he sleeps like the dead. Which is impressive, really, considering the man spends most of his life getting startled by emergency calls or someone knocking on the call room door he’s taking a nap in.
Now when he sleeps, he sleeps.
Which he deserves, to be honest. Jack had only fallen asleep two hours ago after spending most of the morning negotiating with her to finally (let you) get some rest. He’d taken the first shift without complaint when he saw you dragging your feet after a particularly rough night at the hospital.
Go to sleep, honey. I got her.
And of course Jack did. Taking it the way he takes everything in life. Wars. Patients. SWAT duty. Robby. A nameless baby. You.
No biggie.
So when she woke up, you had slipped out of bed silently. Now, after feeding her in the kitchen and more desperate bargains, you are tiptoeing back into the bedroom with her asleep in your arms.
Sunlight tries and fails to get past the heavy blackout curtains that cover almost the whole front wall. The bed is already calling your name, it looks so soft and you can’t wait to lie next to your husband again. The bassinet is on Jack’s side, since he has more space over there, so you carefully reach it to place the sleeping babygirl on it.
You’re almost there. You can see salvation. You are already on cloud nine.
You’re also too busy imagining the warmth of Jack’s body next to yours, that you don’t notice when your foot catches on one of his crutches, sending it flying against the bassinet in a loud clatter that wakes everybody and the neighbor up.
Oh no. Oh no no no. You had almost cried in relief when her little body relaxed and she finally drifted off just a few minutes ago. You might cry for real now.
The baby beats you to it though. Her eyes open wide for a second before her face twists and she lets out the most piercing cry you’ve ever heard in your entire life.
“No, no, no, sweetheart. I’m sorry,” you panic, immediately bouncing her against your chest. “I’m sorry–shh, shh, it’s okay.”
You try to soothe her, walking away from the bed but it’s already too late.
“What happened?” Jack’s voice comes out low and raspy when he sits on the bed, rubbing his eyes violently before focusing on you. “Did you get hurt?”
“No!” you say quickly, heading toward the door even if your ankle does sting a little. “I’m fine, I just tripped. I didn’t mean to wake you.”
You try to make a quick exit, but she cries harder, squirming in your hold with her little fists going into the air. You bounce her softly, patting her back reassuringly.
“I know, I know you were asleep baby, I’m so sorry,” you whisper, almost at the door.
“Wait,” Jack says before you can step out of the room, fully awake now as he reaches for something next to the bed.
“Jack, no–you don’t have to get up,” you say, swaying in your spot.
He ignores you as he sits on the edge of the bed. He’s shirtless, silver hair sticking up in messy waves, and already halfway through putting his prosthetic on.
“Jack,” you try again, a little louder over the baby’s crying. “Please go back to sleep. I got her.”
He stands up after putting the crutch back on its place, and you take a few steps back as if to keep a distance between you.
“You’re limping,” he points out. “Stop walking.”
“I said I’m fine,” you insist, now in the hallway. “I just tripped over the crutch. I already fed her, it took forever to get her to sleep again, but I swear I can–“
“Honey.”
It’s a simple word. It should not hold this much power over you. Yet it makes you stop right in your tracks as he gives you those impossible, worried hazel eyes.
“Give her to me,” he says–no, he commands. “Please.”
“No.” You try to be just as firm, but your voice is barely audible over the wails. “You were up with her earlier and you’ve barely slept. You need more hours.”
“So do you,” he shrugs, crossing his arms. “Go back to bed, honey.”
“Jack–“
“Bed.”
His voice leaves no room for argument.
Even when you want to tell him that you should be the one up. That you’re the one who convinced him you could do this, that you could open the door to this baby, to this fragile little life you already care too much for. But with the way the sweet girl is screaming in your ear, you’re too tired to keep pretending you have any real authority here.
You sigh, carefully transferring the crying baby into his arms. Jack settles her on his bare chest, keeping a hand behind her head and his arm beneath her body.
“I know. I know, sweetheart,” he coos, placing a soft kiss on the top of her head. “Shhh, you’re okay, I got you.”
Jack begins to sway softly, his palm covers almost her whole back, keeping her little body tucked safely against the warm skin of his neck.
He prompts you to walk inside the bedroom again, and you don’t waste time protesting anymore. Before you know it your body is already sinking onto the absurdly expensive mattress you’re so grateful for right now, as Jack begins pacing the room with the fussy baby.
She’s got some great lungs, you’ll give her that.
“I know that was scary, kid,” he coos at her, “big noise in a dark room, mhm mean crutches…it’s alright, come here…”
You peek from your spot to catch her still kicking and letting out little sobs while Jack shifts her lower, his arm holding her whole weight as he puts her little ear to his chest.
“Listen to my heart, right there, you hear that?” he says, and you can hear the smile on his voice. “Thump, thump, thump…”
His index finger taps lightly on her round belly, matching the rhythm beneath his ribs.
“That’s mine, yeah,” he nods, as if she understands anything he’s saying. “Big, old, grumpy heart. It’s been through a lot, but I like to think it still works pretty good.”
That gets a little laugh out of you. Jack glances at you for a second, since you’re supposed to be asleep already, but he keeps talking to the baby.
“Yours does the same thing, but faster,” he explains, all serious, lifting one hand and gesturing with his fingers. “Because it’s tiny tiny like this. Brand new, working extra hard.”
There isn’t a single thought behind her eyes, but Jack’s voice seems to soothe her enough for her cries to break into small sobs as she listens intently to him.
“Little thump thump thump thump,” he taps her belly faster, catching her attention, and her angry fists finally lower, trying to reach for his hand. “There you go, sweetheart.”
He smiles down at her, moving his hand closer. She starts batting it, her little legs no longer kicking in distress but in awe at Jack’s attention as her crying slowly subsides. You watch endeared from your spot, because yes milk might be great, but there’s nothing Jack’s hold can’t fix.
She’s already so much like you.
“You just wanted a little cuddle, huh?” Jack whispers playfully, swaying her softly, watching her little eyes start to close. “You can sleep now, kid. You’re safe…you’re home.”
You see him lift his gaze toward you, but you close your eyes pretending to be asleep.
Jack just smiles, padding softly across the room toward the bassinet. But just as he’s about to place her down, she lets out a discomfort whine and tenses up in his hold.
“Okay, okay, I won’t let go,” he chuckles, holding her close to him again. “Someone really did a number on you, didn’t they?” he shakes his head, trying to keep his voice steady. “ But nobody's leaving you, kid. Nobody’s forgetting you anymore. Not here."
You bury your face on the pillow, trying to keep your own tears at bay.
“I know living with us might not be easy,” he continues, rubbing circles on her back. “Two exhausted doctors with blackout curtains in every room. Sounds questionable, yeah…but we’re not bad,” he says with a cheeky smile. “Your mom–your foster mom is better than me,” he glances at you, making sure you’re still asleep before continuing, “she’s softer, and prettier…and she’s my favorite person. She’ll be yours too in no time.”
Yup. That definitely got you.
“And for your foster dad…I learn fast, and I don’t scare easily. So if you’re planning on being difficult, you should know we’re still gonna be there for you,” he reassures. “And…maybe one day we’ll take the foster out of it…” he offers casually, like his heart–thump thump thump–is not telling him to just go sign the papers right now. “No pressure, of course…just saying, if you like it here,” he clears his throat, only to smile when he notices the girl has finally fallen asleep in his arms.
He kisses her forehead.
“It’s gonna take some time getting used to being a night crawler, but I think you already got this kid,” he adds in barely a whisper. “Hooah…”
That earns a snort from you, that turns into a sniffle after Jack poured his entire heart out thinking you were out. You suddenly feel his hand on your ankle, rubbing circles to the sore spot you hit the crutch with.
“Sleep, honey.”
“I’m sleeping,” you say, keeping your eyes closed.
“You were eavesdropping,” he says, but there’s no resentment in his voice. That makes you shift just enough to meet his eyes.
The sight of him holding a sleeping baby to his bare chest just makes you want to cry more.
“I didn’t mean to,” you say, wiping your cheeks but he just lifts an unimpressed eyebrow at you. “Okay, maybe I did. But it’s just…I think you’re really good at this.”
Jack only nods fondly, because if he speaks he’s gonna break too.
“I think we got this, we…we got her,” you add.
This time Jack rounds the bed, keeping a hand on the baby’s head so he can lean down and place a soft kiss on your lips. It’s salty, dry lips dancing together with a small bundle between your bodies. Your bundle.
Baby Jane Abbot.
“We got her,” he agrees, lingering for a moment before straightening up to pace around the room again. He’s clearly not letting her go. “Now go to sleep, honey. I don’t want to have to tell you again,” he says in that maddenly authoritative tone.
You bite back a smile, sinking deeper into the covers and reaching for his pillow to cuddle it until he goes back to bed.
“...Jack?”
“Mm?”
“You should charge people for that voice,” you whisper, earning a chuckle from him.
“I think the lack of sleep is getting to you,” he says, lowering his voice when the baby shifts. “Close your eyes. Now.”
With a satisfied smile on your face, you close your eyes only for a few seconds before opening one to peek at him.
“...Can you say that again?”
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I'm gonna mourn him like you guys mourned rhaenyra's twink RIP goat you never did anything good in your life and died as a consequence of your own actions I'm gonna miss you forever