why was edward elric named the fullmetal alchemist, why not the punching alchemist, because by god did he punch some shit
edward elric, the dude who punched the gate of truth open just so he could yell a little longer at his little brother
edward elric, the dude who punched his own dad in the face, his dad, whoâs kind of immortal
edward elric, the dude who punched God. like literally. straight up fucking decked him
if Major Alexander Armstrong, master of Artistic Alchemy, doesnât get to be the Punching Alchemist then fkn Eduardo certainly doesnât









