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hey fellas last night i took a medication which is more or less the anxiety equivalent of a horse tranquilizer & essentially enterred the fifth dimension of sleepwalking in which i awoke but enterred a dissociative fit so strong i was really confused why my loving girlfriend was not my good friend and fellow viking bjorn, who i had to bring some furs to. also i might’ve cried about this. don’t remember

was informed i left out the best part of this 3am experience which was the bit where i, in tears, gestured to our dog and shouted, “i don’t know what this is!”

bruh you astral planed so hard you fell back into a past life

There’s a difference between having dark edgy humor in your show, involving character lines and insults that wouldn’t be considered PC for the sake of the show’s commentary, and using that same type of dialogue on your social media in an attempt of promoting the show. The tone and dialogue in Heathers is not something that the advertising team should be bringing anywhere near their responses to the kids commenting on their social medias, the fact that they’re telling people to kill themselves in response to criticial comments is inexcusable.

They’re doing WHAT NOW?

I need some receipts, because this is Not Okay.

Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

What’s your group chat called

- mike and sully

- spongebob and patrick