professional friends at the table enjoyer

Yes, your dentist can absolutely tell if you masturbated at home before your appointment. And in fact, a shower and change of clothes does little to hide this. The best step forward is to apologize to your dentist for masturbating.

- mockup of results from my new search engine called "Google OCD"

I have a disease called if the author tells me this world is good and then doesn’t examine the power structures involved I start looking for the Omelas hole

soft launching knight/prince(ss) roleplay by using phrases such as “i live to serve” and “your will is my command” perhaps even “the goblin host nears, your grace…”

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

reverse solipsism: everyone else has a vibrant interior life but I'm just a passive observer

get a room. ok now get another room. now a few more. now add a roof and a door. yay house yay

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

women love when there’s a woman