Aphi Hephi and Arti

happy destielgate-putin-election-aversary.

Edward, rolling down the car window: What seems to be the problem officer?

Bella: *gets a bruise*

Alice: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.

Edward: Ah. Hi. Hello. We gotta stop meeting like this.

Bella in New Moon: I’ve made a list of possible places Edward could be

It’s new moon season and starting this month…

Y/N: Steve, I know you’re used to using walkie talkies but if this behavior keeps up, our relationship is over.

Eleven: 🎵Makin my way downtown, walkin fast🎵

Y/N: You ticklish?

Rooster: We still on for tomorrow? 2:00?

Y/N, reading the recipe: Now we have to boil the ginger.

Y/N: Are you taken?

Y/N: I’ll genuinely fight the next person who hates on my girlfriend.

Y/N: I fell-

Y/N: I couldn’t fix him.