AOT BAD TAKES

Levi hates silence. But he hates noise too. His favorite time is when everyone is sleeping, and all he can hear is the faint sound of snors and quiet breathing.

Oddly enough, college!AU Eren would have a very low score on a philosophy exam about freedom.

Eren's love language is fighting for someone AND fighting against the same person.

Mikasa secretly borrows a recipe book from the Inazumabito's in a wish to remember and rediscover her mother's culture.

Jean wishes he could paint with watercolor, but really doesn't have the patience to.

Pieck was mocked for her last name throughout her childhood.

Sasha and Connie would abuse the 👽 emoji

Marco Bott would have made a great ally during season 3 part 1.

Onyankopon's peaceful and accepting nature helped solidify Armin's convictions that there was a future without violence for Paradisian eldians.

Sasha's favorite meat is boar. Niccolo cooks some for her as a birthday gift somewhere during the timeskip.

Connie can't tell when a woman is flirting with him. He lives his whole life celibate, thinking "why aren't women asking me out?", when dozens of them have tried.

Mikasa absolutely adores dogs and their brave loyalty. She gets many after the rumbling.

Annie feeds stray cats so much she becomes the godmother of all feline life 30 miles from her standing point.

Pyxis has a saying that he only follows the three W mantras: War, wine and women.

Annie ditches sweaters later in her life and embraces cardigans (poor Armin is obligated to follow the trend too).

Jean would totally ask a gorgeous woman out for shows then chicken out because she's too pretty at the last minute.

Armin looks like he would have a weird exotic pet. Maybe an axolotl.