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Klaus: What age do we start meeting up for Bingo cause Im ready

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Klaus, holding a deck of cards: who wants a tarot card reading?
Luther: those are pokemon cards
Klaus: you got Squirtle it means fuck you
Ray: where’d you learn to fight like that?
Allison: I have six brothers...
Ray: I see
Allison: ...who I was raised along side of as a part of an elite hit squad
Ray: I no longer see
Five: If you have any suggestions or complaints about how I lead the stopping of the apocalypse, please put them in this suggestion box.
Everyone:
Five:
Allison: That's a garbage can.
Five: I know.
five: we have no time for your malarkey, shenanigans, or tomfoolery
klaus: the big three!

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Viktor: “How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Diego without him noticing?..”
Lila: “Hey, babe! I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny!”
Diego: *takes and swallows tracker* “Pay up, loser.”
Viktor : …
You either die a hero (get unfairly cancelled after 1-2 seasons) or live long enough to become the villain (the last season/final is a shit show)
my queer, neurodivergent ass when The Umbrella Academy ends with, "you were born wrong, every bad thing that has happened to you is your fault, and the only way the world can be good and safe is if you are eradicated from existence"
You're 100% right. I don't get into my childhood abuse on main, but the absolute bullshit that the victims need to be ERASED FROM EXISTENCE while the abuser—whose fault ALL OF THIS actually is—just gets to peace out, hugging the wife he got to raise from the dead? Fuck all the way off with that.
every time i hear a song from the soundtrack irl, i get excited and say "they play this song in the umbrella academy!" and they just nod and smile because, okay angel baby, yes they play this song in that weird show you like, run along now
happy birthday, bitches

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October 1st feels like a public holiday for the TUA fandom.
The Umbrella Academy when they're in trouble:
all the Deli Fives: *trying to figure out how to fix the timeline and stop the apocalypse*
Brisket Five in the kitchen:
Thinking about the way that the Reggie’s abuse effected all of the Umbrellas. The way they grew into man-children with poor coping skills, undeveloped social skills, and completely unbalanced lifestyles. The way they all pretty much regressed into washed up child stars, escaped into coping mechanisms or repressed entirely. Vapid, depressed, petty and suspended in their shortcomings. The Hargreeves are adolescents.
All of them except Five.
According to Luther, even in their childhood Five “always thought he was better” than the others. If you ask me, it’s because of his self awareness. He was never looking for parental validation, or a normal childhood, he understood what he was to Reggie and seemingly accepted it. This is arguably how he was able to have a closer relationship with the shunned and exiled Vanya, as he understood the structure of power his father had created and was able to defy it without manipulation. This is also arguably why he and Reggie seemed to clash so much. His acceptance and cooperation wasn’t the same as Luther’s blind loyalty afterall. His self awareness made him hard to control. He was prideful, and independent. But then, one thing led to another, and he sustained the biggest humbling possibly imaginable.
One tiny fuck up, one little mistake, and he was forced to grow up. Fast. Exponentially fast. He buckled under the pressure of his new horribly fucked up life, and aged literally and figuratively well beyond his years. For better and for much much worse, he seized control over his life and survival. There were no shortcuts, only painstaking work and persistence, for decades. He is the adult. Only to finally, after an unspeakably long and painful journey, make it back to his siblings to save them from themselves.
And what does he get?
He ends up a fucking man child.
THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY — Final Season, August 8 2024

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okay, so after watching s4, i didn't reblog anything because i think i was afraid of spoiling. i just went into my drafts rn and saw all the posts i saved from that crash out. i started posting them because why not? but i just remembered that none of us actually want to think about that, so i'm done... for now
Listen, the most heartbreaking part of all this, for me, is that David Castañeda basically begged the showrunners not to do the story line and they did it anyway.