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This weekend, I kissed a really pretty girl for the first time. My foot popped like the princess diaries spoke about. This has never happened before. I was elated.
Arguably, it was one of the best kisses I’ve ever had, but I fear the foot popping had more to do with the fact she was a foot taller than me than quality.
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Fake Thunderbolts tweets (including past tense alexei, or caring for mid-crisis yelena alexei)
Thunderbolts* Hyperfixation hit so hard I opened a word document on my 600 year old laggy laptop to write a fic
What are you thinking about?
The fact that Alexei wasn’t present for this scene and would be SO PROUD of their TEAMwork
I like to imagine how Kate Bishop would lose her mind over the “New Avengers” because this is canon to me idc
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I can’t stop thinking about the The New Avengers* at an intergalactic fight just like:
The team: Alright, we’re here now, no need to worry
Bob: *awkwardly waves*
Enemy dude: Who is the hell is that?
The team: Bob
Enemy dude: What does he do?
The team: He’s pretty good at the dishes… pitches in where he can… on the whole a sweet guy
Enemy dude: *cough* I meant… like can he fight?
The team: *look at one another cautiously* I mean he can… but I really wouldn’t recommend it… didn’t go down so well last time
Bob: *shakes his head in agreement*
Enemy dude: … right, so… why is he here? Like-
The team: *violently cover his mouth* HES HERE BECAUSE HE IS WONDERFUL AND KIND AND OUR FRIEND AND-
*whispered in the dude’s ear* and we couldn’t get a sitter and he doesn’t like being alone, okay? Dickhead. God.
scarlet johannson did not spend an entire decade fighting tooth and nail to make natasha into an actual character instead of the sex object writers wanted her to be while also having to endure the most vile, misogynistic questions during press tours for people to now disrespect her legacy because yelena is 'better'. the only reason why that is, is because of everything scarlet went through. natasha singlehandedly paved the way for every other female superhero in the mcu and don't you forget that
Val appearing before the board like, “Ok, guys so hear me out…. He DIDN’T die… let me just put on this scarf and give off some mommy vibes and-“
The plot of thunderbolts in one image
Going to watch thunderbolts with my cousins:
*leaving the theatre*
My cousins and my sister: *move to hug me*
Me: what are you doing????
Them: stopping u from engulfing us into the void, it’s a real problem as we just saw.
Me: *loudly* this would have been helpful WHEN I was actively suicidal 3 YEARS ago!
My sister: we’re getting some in the bank for your next episode
The other audience members leaving the cinema:
What???
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Other allies need to get on my 80 year old grandma’s level.
She just pitched a book for me to read that she read and enjoyed about a little boy who became a girl and HER life journey through HER transition.
On the whole, I was somewhat baffled by how this came about… to which, her only response was:
“…it started with a murder, Andy. As all good books do.”
So - I guess the moral of the story is that no one is too old to be educated …. As long as there’s a little murder to lock them in.
Best friend: Are you SURE you don’t want to watch something yk… that you haven’t watched before?
Me: …. And miss out on observing ur reactions to my favorite show by watching something that I myself have to react to?? Why would I want that????
Her: God, you neurodivergent bitch, ok - let’s go
Rio: People need to STOP threatening to kill Agatha, it’s really getting on my nerves
Teen: Awwww, not you being protective
Rio: Huh? Protective?
Teen: You knowwww, not wanting anyone to hurt herrrr
Rio: Stfu, teenage rat, that’s my very pristinely developed foreplay technique of centuries duration and these assholes are really ruining it with their realism
Essentially an AU where Agatha and Rio talk after Rio arrives on the road:
Agatha: What I don’t understand… is why you keep coming back? How - every time I find myself troubled, you materialize like some kind of ghost of Christmas past with your charisma… and your charm… and your magical quick fix to my fleeting mortality - all while knowing I’d never give you anything in return. Why are you here? Why even try when you know this time is fleeting?
Rio: You can hit me, hex me, stab me in the chest with the knife that you welded for me, and I’ll thank the stars that I was privileged enough to breathe the same air. I’ll smile in acceptance, as I bleed out and regenerate, only to meet my fate once again. What you don’t seem to understand, Agatha, is that- that none of that… no amount of pain, physical or otherwise, that you may cause me, could make up for the agony that I did.
So it’s ok, if you want to leave me behind.
Call a truce, just for the road.
I’d be grateful for every moment that I could gaze upon your face. You know that you were the person who gave me life, and I took that from you. There is no punishment upon this plane that you could inflict on me… in order to rectify that burn.
(Found this in my drafts from last year and wow, did I have FEELINGS lmao)
Teen: so who’s the scary goth lady? Maybe you can reconnect?
Agatha: no.
Teen: *pans to the camera* game on
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Happy Lesbian Visibility day to my favorite pack of lesbians and the gayest show around
POV: My sister and I watching the last 2 episodes of Agatha All Along absolutely doing our girls dirty after weeks of sexual tension
