Queen Of The Nerds

Sometimes you don’t get what you want, because you deserve better.

no reason for yall to hate raccoons theyre just tiny dogs in need of a loving n caring home

dogs dont have hands

IS NOONE GOING TO MENTION HOW HARD IT IS TO MAKE DIRECT EYE CONTACT? DO YOU STARE IN THE LEFT OR THE RIGHT IDK

WHY DOES THIS FIT SO WELL LIKE THEIR MOUTHS ARE SYNCING WITH THE SONG PERFECTLY AND THIS HASN’T EVEN BEEN EDITED THE FUCK

so many useless bastard moron men talk about how they’re scared of getting screwed over by gold diggers… what they mean is they’re afraid they’ll buy a girl a mcchicken and she decides not to fuck them. this is true facts

Dudes with $16 in their bank account be like… what if she’s using me for my money :(

Vampires would be way more popular if they sucked fat.

Choose a major you love and you’ll never work a day in your life, because the field probably isn’t hiring

taking dogs places is just so funny to me. they have no idea where they’re goin at any time. you just have like a whole animal in your car  

my favorite is real little dogs when people put them in their coats and they open them up like a guy trying to sell you a sketchy watch except instead there’s a chihuahua just kinda hanging out in there 

dogs never know what’s happening and they’re extremely ok with that and just kinda go along with whatever we’re doing and it’s just really fucking funny

ok this post canceled due to recent events…I was talkin about some 26 year old pop star calling things “gay” in 2007 not a 50 year old hollywood producer who’s been actively pursuing 14 year old girls since 1976

a very important distinction. it’s one thing to fuck up, as all of us are apt to do, and it’s another thing entirely to be an abusive piece of shit with a history of sexual harassment.