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Car problems are great bc I can finally get that disgusting $600 that I hated out of my bank account

there are songs i hear and go “man there is no way anyone actually listens to this” and then you hear it on the radio 300 times a day and the album is nominated for a grammy and there are fans who spend every dollar they have on merch and concert tickets to sold out stadiums of people who all love that song. and you wonder if maybe you’re the one who’s wrong but then you hear it again and decide that nope, you’re right and everyone else has lost their minds

if you really have to be like “let people enjoy things” on this post… ok sure. but it’s music. people love to argue about music. and that’s because its really fun to be a hater sometimes. #letpeopleNOTenjoythings

“body shaming” and its recognizing nearly every celebrity in american media is either succumbing to extreme eating disorders that clearly r making them sickly or pushing things like ozempic bc ppl r obsessed with skinniness to the point of being ok with dying bc of it ….i for one think its more shameful that this has become so normal that ppl think ur weird for saying this isnt how the world should be 😭

one thing i appreciate with 'my heart is a chainsaw' is how realistic the protagonist is, cuz yeah, at seventeen you're the dumbest bitch on the planet but u think ur oh so smart thinking u can just witness a tragedy and not really be a part of it bc your too mentally ill and fucked up to recognize that not everything's about you. and it's refreshing as heck bc them basic ass protags is so fucking boring, but not my niece jade. she's so fucking mentally ill and stupid that she doesn't even realize she's crushing on her final girl. dumb ass bitch (affectionate)

to make it more lynchian can't you read

“when i was little” brother you are 5’3. so you must mean yesterday. or five minutes ago.

“i'll be there shortly” yeah. we know.

i hate it when it feels like a character has been designed specifically for me to like them . because then i do like them and it feels like i walked straight into their trap

someone should really use that hauntingly beautiful yet menacing sound that some electric cars make in sound design for a game or a show or something.........

im going to skim a handful of the most popular saw fanfiction and then tell you what i think the plot of the saw film franchise is, ok?

i have reason to believe there were two men in a bathroom