Hopeless romantic of a sort

cuddling like this would fix me i think

The upside to the adhd forgetting that you made yourself a drink thing is thinking to yourself “man I could go for a drink right now” and looking to your right and seeing a drink has appeared there. Thank you, past me. I lost you somewhere but you have still provided.

The problem with being low support needs is that people mentally autocorrect that to “no support needs” and then proceed to give you absolutely nothing and then get surprised when you implode after six months.

Monsterpreg except as soon as the monster can tell you're pregnant, their whole demeanor changes. Yes, they are still terrifying and powerful - but to you they are soft, gentle. They nuzzle your belly and make sure you are protected. They find food and bedding and fuss over your temperature. They are always there to tend to your every whim, seemingly instinctually, because you are growing their baby.

why do male doms on here all talk like sephiroth

“Using you to feed my unquenchable hunger” shut the fuck up alucard, you’re making eating pussy sound cringe

What did pathetic wet beast Alucard Castlevania do to deserve this reputation? Also he's a switch at best.

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

you're telling me i have one task, minimal oversight, no time pressure, and every time i complete my goal I get to take a break while walking back down the mountain, during which time I am free to be myself and enjoy the pleasure of my own company in brief respite from my labor? Damn, i could imagine myself happy...

buy her books and eat her pussy

please.

That is the exact spot my parents found a stray kitten. Nice little addition to the family, but would have been a terrible addition to the pavement had she not been very vocal OTL

No joke, the place where that cat is resting in this picture is called a “dead cat hole” it’s an automotive term.  Don’t believe me, look it up.

This is also where I found a stray cat, she was up in there during a thunderstorm and I begged my dad to let me being her inside and that’s the story of how I got my first cat.

Please don’t skip over this without reading it and making a mental note. Even if you don’t have a car, tell your parents or whoever, and make sure to do this. You think that’ll never happen but that’s what everyone thought who had this happen and didn’t check, and that poor cold cat met with a terribly sad end.

REBLOG WHETHER YOU LIKE CATS OR NOT

My little sister accidentally killed our family cat this way. It was horrible. Save yourself and a cat some pain by just being a little more attentive.

DON’T SCROLL

reblogging again– already in my save tags but still

Please be careful with all the kitties!

listen, I know this is literally a pregnancy fetish blog, but I am very staunchly PRO-ABORTION,PRO-CHOICE. Pro-lifers please unfollow me