Why do all minotaurs in media have nipple rings. Who's piercing their nipples. and How do I qualify for this job.

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

If we were tectonic plates would you grind against me be honest

Is your packer slowly sliding down your pants leg or are you just really scared to see me

taylor swift would release a 30th special edition of the tortured poets department to block the vampire lestats spot on the billboard chart and within 24 hrs travis kelce would go missing

little known fact about me i was actually isekai'd into this world from the video game world. i used to be a peggle orb

I cant wait to marry one of my mutuals im just not sure who its going to be yet...nervous

sucking tongues is a romantic gesture btw